If you only knew the power of the dark pants.

We have an article about pants on Wookieepedia. Some people don't want us to have one.

I disagree with those people as strongly as I can without getting all riled up and hostile. (There's just too much negativity in Star Wars fandom these days.)

Pants are an important cultural phenomenon. You know it, I know it, Dark Spork knows it, Paul Ens knows it.

Don't let Wookieepedia lose its pants. The fear of pants is a path to the dark side.