Rive Caedo posted about goggling his (or her) username... And I'm not too ashamed to admit I do the same thing occasionally.

Googling "Dark Spork" doesn't get you too much. (I have other usernames that yeild far more results, but a lady must keep some secrets.) However, it did bring up the Cantina Thread Directory (or a Cantina thread directory, I'm not sure) which includes two interesting threads I started back in the day. None have been touched since 2002, but they amused me:

Where's my flying car: How science fiction has failed us

Shameful Confessions

My less sterling efforts...

You know you're getting old when...

Instrumental Soundtracks
(Those of you looking for reasons to hate me, I do refer to John Williams' music as boring. Sad truth is, I'm just not a music person. Although please don't up a 3-year-old thread to dispute that. It's not something I hold all that strongly to)

If you look in some of the old religion and politics threads, you'll find me there, too. I played devil's advocate (heh. heh. heh) in the Christian thread for a while, among other things. Ah, for the days when the boards loaded fast, chat threads were coherent, and I actually visited the Cantina without a troll report.