You know what? I've had it.

I toil for YEARS on this stupid blog, linking and finding links and generally being linky, and only one other person from the club even bothers to blog regularly. Until now. Oh, now they all WANT to blog.

And my site (YES, MINE, I DO ALL THE DAMN WORK!!!) gets taken over by freaking fangirls. And NOT EVEN THE KIND THAT CAN SPELL.

I'm through. I'm done. Screw fandom and the mangy taun-taun it rode in on.

ETA: Yes, it was an April Fools Joke, archived here.