Imagine, if you will, the story on Earth about How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And imagine, also, how this same story could have happened in the GFFA, leading up to Balanced Force Day.

Darth Vader could have been living on a mountain top on a remote planet, let's say Hoth after years of taking the Emperor's abuse. He needed to get away and try to work out his anger, away from the rest of the galaxy. But far below there was a town, Whoothville where the Whooth lived and loved. And their peace and contentment annoyed Vader very much to the point that he went down the mountain to exact his fury and anger with his lightsaber. Especially after the following song caught his ears on his subspace radio (though it really was the Emperor singing the song, just to drive Vader nuts and further infuriate him):

You're a Mean One, Mr. Sith

You're a mean one, Mr. Sith
You really are a space slug
You're as cuddly as a rancor
You're as charming as a dug
Mr. Sith

You're a bad sarlacc
With a greasy clone thug

You're a nexu, Mr. Sith
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of mynocks
You've got boar-wolf in your soul
Mr. Sith

I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty nine and a half foot restraining bolt.

You're a vile one, Mr. Sith
You have acklays in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a colo claw fish
Mr. Sith

Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the colo claw fish

You're a foul one, Mr. Sith
You're a nasty, wasty reek
Your heart is full of unwashed tauntauns
Because they smell bad on the inside
Mr. Sith

The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote, "Jar. Jar. Binks."

You're a rotter, Mr. Sith
You're the king of sinful Hutts
Your heart's a sando aqua monster
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Sith

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
Of deplorable Gammoreans imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up motts.

You nauseate me, Mr. Sith
With a nauseaus super-naus
You're a crooked dianoga
And you drive a crooked pod
Mr. Sith

You're a three decker Mustafar lava flea sandwich
With Jabba's special sauce.

But on his way down to the town, he realized that it wasn't the Whooth who were singing the song, that they were singing a different song. They were singing a song about how beautiful his lightsaber practicing looked way up on the mountain. The red glow illuminating the snow was indeed a sight to behold and they imagined he was their protector against all that was bad about the ice world of Hoth and were actually living in peace and contentment knowing he was the source of such beauty and security.

And as he came down the mountain his heart grew two times as big that day as he heard their real song "Da Whooth Wampa", in which he was greatly praised and honoured.

They welcomed him into their town and he did indeed cut down a rampaging Wampa with his lightsaber which they all ate at the first ever BFD dinner, as this was truly the day that Vader knew he would balance the Force and defeat the Emperor. He would keep his thoughts hidden from him, but he would always remember the song the Emperor sang, and How the Sith Almost Stole BFD.