
Okay, maybe I'm a little bit obsessed but I found another way to fit The pizza commercial's mascot Fudgeums into star wars. These are a few lines that could be said by characters from the empire...
Darth vader-Luke I am your...Wait I can't remember what I was saying, but this brownie is delicious.
Palpatine-He has been devoured by the dark side.
Darth vader-Give into the dark side, try this brownie.
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side, we have brownies.
And here is a scene from Return of the Jedi Redone with Fudgeums in it...
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker we find are in a huge lightsaber duel, pretty close to the end of the movie, and they are really going at it.
From somewhere a door opens and a short little brown cube steps into the room, yes its fudgeums all right.
Both Vader and Luke pause to look at the brownie and Luke says...
"They've captured you too huh, wait Fudgeums I feel a change in you. You've turned to the dark side."
There was some grumbleing and mumbleing from the brownie.
Luke spoke again, "You can speak in ewok?
"Yub Yub Nub", said fudgeums.
"You betrayed the Rebellion." Screamed Luke.
"Duh." Said the brownie with what looked like a smirk on it face.
"Yes Luke he acted as a translator between us and the Ewoks, so we would not upset them into launching a full scale attack on us."
Luke, his lightsaber still on, drives the blade through fudgeums.
The brownie explodes into huge hunks that completely cover both Luke and Vader.
"This will never come off of my cape." Exclaimed Vader.
"So much for not makeing the Ewoks upset with you." Luke said as he shut off his lightsaber.
I really like fudgeums (the commercial, not the food) so chances are you will be seeing more of fudgeums around here later.