This is a short story that I came up with. Hope you like it!


Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar filled with endless amounts of space creatures. "Boy, I sure hate this place. It's filled with down right UGLY creatures!"
"Your not so bad yourself, hotshot." a female Twi'lek said.
"I-I think I'm gonna hurl"
" Come on sit down", the other trooper said motioning him to a seat.
Sitting down in a red leather booth, the trooper said, " I've got something that that will cheer you up... Jokes."
" Jokes?!"
"Yeah." Jokes. Listen to this one. Knock,Knock. Who's the-"
" I don't want to hear the stupid knoc-"
"Listen now. Knock, Knock. Who's-"
" I don't wan-"
" Listen. It will cheer you up!"
" No it will make me throw up!"
" Just LISTEN! Knock , Knock. who's there? Mynock. Mynock who?"
" Mynock You!",he said as he punched the living blaster bolts out of him!
The Twi'lek from before came over. "Is he for sell?"
" You can have him! He's FREE!"
He stormtroopered out of the bar."And so am I!"

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MTFBWY!