This is a Star Wars/ Monty Python crossover. I've only seen the original skit once, so this is not a verbatim parody.

Mace Windu walks into Palpatine's office carrying a dead clone trooper. He sets it down on Palpy's desk.

MACE: I'd like to file a complaint about this clone trooper you commissioned to me not a half-hour ago.

PALPS: What's wrong with it?

MACE: I'll tell you what's wrong with it: It's dead.

PALPS: No, he's just restin'.

MACE: Oh, well then, I'll wake him up! JANGY!!! WAKE UP JANGY!!! THIS IS YOUR NINE O'CLOCK WAKE UP CALL!!!

(Palps bumps the clone with his hand.)

PALPS: There! He moved!

MACE: No he didn't! You just bumped him! This is a deceased clone trooper! It has kicked the bucket, gone for the pie in the sky! This, Chancellor, is an ex-clone trooper!

PALPS(exasperated): You know, I never wanted to be Chancellor. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Going through the mighty forests of Endor! With me best girl by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

(Palps pulls off his robes revealing that he's wearing a red plaid shirt, tan trousers, and steel-toed work boots. He puts on a fur cap. The Jedi Council Choir begins to sing with him.)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay!
he sleeps all night and he works all day!

I cut down trees!
I eat my lunch!
I go to the lavatory!
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea!
He cuts down trees!
He eats his lunch!
He goes to the lavatory!
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
and has buttered scones for tea!

He's a lumberjack and he's okay!
he sleeps all night and he works all day!

I cut down trees!
I skip and jump!
I like to press wildflowers!
I'll put on Gungan's clothing
and hang around in bars!

He cuts down trees!
He skips and jumps!
He likes to press wildflowers!
He'll put on Gungan's clothing
and hang around in... bars?

He's a lumberjack and he's okay!
he sleeps all night and he works all day!

I cut down trees!
I wear a kama!
Suspenders and a 'fro!
I wish I led the 501st
just like Commander Appo!
He cuts down trees!
He wears a kama!
Suspenders and ...a 'fro?!
Boo! You stink! Go away!

(Choir leaves. Palps continues singing)

I wish I led the 501st
just like Commander Appoooooooooo!

Okay, so that last verse was a bit of a stretch. I wanted to keep it somewhat decent and Star Wars-related. But me some slack, I'm writing this at a quarter to midnight.