Life and the Force Man, I got some philosophizing to do tonight. Somebody asked me about the history of the force, and in my humble opinion, here goes:

Jedi or Sith: The Philosophy of Freedom I been sittin at home tonight. I got a cabin out in the wastelands on a certain desert planet I won't name. I got a bulldog too but she don't bite. That's right, a regular ol' bulldog. She ain't got six legs, three eyes, or four tails, and she ain't

"R" rating for Star Wars Not for this old cuss. I recently got posed this question while pontificatin aboard my ship The Desert Livin: "what's wrong with a little "R" rating? It was posed in reference to future Star Wars movies. Well I'll tell you what's wrong with it.

Dancin' Chewbacca I was recently goin through old movies and came across a Best of the Muppet Show. 'Member that one. Well it so happens that this one had a couple of original guest from Stars Wars eps 3-6. Turns out that Mark Hammil is Luke Skywalker's evil twin

Vader - A dip in the midi-chlorian count? Well I was out huntin up some desert possum the other day when I got to thinkin. This here Vader fellow, seems he loses a lot of ability in the transition from eps. 3-4. I'm guessing the midi-chlorians work like mitochondrial DNA. When his limbs were

Bane - Yoda meeting? So I was flyin through space recently on my space ship The Desert Livin and I got to thinkin, this here Yoda and that guy who lived a while back, you know, Bane; how come they never met up? I mean sure, we don't know exactly when Darth Bane met