A couple of weeks ago I sat down with one of my roommates to watch a movie.

"What're you in the mood for", says he. I'm like,

"I dunno, maybe a nice adventure movie...or something."

He says "How about The Empire Strikes Back?"
To which I respond, haltingly,

"I like to watch the (Star Wars) movies in order, I couldn't just watch The Empire Strikes Back out of sequence..."

This exasperated him and he said,
"YOU HAVE ALL THESE STUPID LITTLE RULES FOR WATCHING A MOVIE!!!"

So, we ended up deciding on, I don't know, something I can't remember now. But he had to watch The Simpsons first. And then the next Simpsons in the Simpsons hour.

I went to sleep.