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From our "Eww!! Sick! ...but wow I never thought about that" department:
Master Skiwalker asks:
Did Ewoks eat Stormtroopers? did the Rebels too?
People for some reason have this idea that Ewoks were cute fuzzy Care Bears. Not so - they loved to feast on man-flesh. Kinda like these cute fuzzy people from a recent cinematic epic.

This may sound dumb...the babies names?
A query by jedimistress_hailey:
"Ok...we know their first names are Luke & Leia. But, why didn't Padme give them middle names like any other parent does with their children?" This is an OUTRAGE! Where are the MIDDLE NAMES that Lucas promised us in some interview I can't remember from the mid-80's?!?!

Can a Sith Lord raise a family and remain a Sith?
From DarthPsi, an outraged Sith Activist. Who says you can't be a member of a murderous, power-mad cult by day, and toss the old pigskin with Junior by night? Sith have feelings too!

Is the empire really THAT bad ?
asks Shmi's Baby Daddy
...Nahhh.

Luke has blonde hair. Why?
A thoughtful question from Nate the Jedi Knight. I think I know where he's going with this, but...With these sorts of questions it is helpful to just say "Why not?" and then go make a sandwich.


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