I tell you, Star Wars fans are such sticklers for detail:
Why anakin doesn't hold his mother's head when she dies??? - Ovostar

...and they have a paranoid propensity for seeing (and hearing) things:
DARTH VADER IN EPISODE II???????? - orisis8

...throw in the occasional anti-Catholic conspiracy theory:
is starwars an analogy of how the Catholic Church infiltrated christianity - jimmysalsa

....some spasmodic reactions (six years later) to Jar Jar Binks:
I HATE JAR JAR!!!!!!!!!! - jedispartan117

...and a bleating, winsome plea for romance:
any single female star wars fans in san diego? - TC-14 Protocol Droid

.....and you have the wacky world of Star Wars messageboards!

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