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Who says Jango is dead? by Grayson Skywalker
I say a head whacked off it's body speaks more powerfully than any amount of words.

They have Girlfriends in Star Wars! by 19921
Owen Lars refers to Beru as his girlfriend. Controversy ensues.

A stupid and weird thing by yodafueva
Fueva is perplexed by the similar mannerisms of the clones. Darth Brinn said, "Wow, clones acting and looking the same? Who would have thunked?"

PADME DOES NOT EAT FRUIT!!!! by StarWarsMan1001
When a post starts with "hOLY teh sh**"...be wary. Pabawan quote: "It's true. She dies of scurvy in Episode III."

How to grow a jedi padawan braid with my own hair??? by Jedi Tom Wang
Poor fellow, so desperate he posted three separate threads to find an answer on how to grow his hair (just don't cut it?). jkthunder had a good reply: "...eat your vegetables and meditate on the force."

Episodes I and II as My Life by thecomingjedi
Just in time for the holidays; nutballs and fruitcakes! This one has to be clicked on and read to be believed. Very, very creepy. I warned you.

Does Yoda have a six pack? by darthhaitai
If he does, do you think he chugs it in the swamp, and shares it with his buds? Actually, the topic ponders whether Yoda is "ripped" with musculature (surely he is) but I thought the question open for a a variety of interpretations.

bye bye Anakin's lightsaber by lincolnjedi
"what happened to anakin's lightsaber after it was destroyed in the machine factory did he fix it himself or did he make a brand new one?"
People will be pondering this one for generations.

What gave her the right? by TIE hunter exrordinair 2
Regarding why Padme in Episode I calls for a vote of No Confidence. Another case of "When Star Wars fans grow up to be lawyers", I think.

if Yoda so smart why cant he talk right by ccam9600
jarjarsmeagol says "There's a great irony hidden beneath this statement." Just so.

How would you feel if you were Anakin burning? by aswa elo
I like DarthBrinn's answer: "I would be like, "Ow!", but a thousand times worse." I replied with "I'd feel tender and crispy."

"The attempt on my life has left me scared" by Master MC7
A typo of the Emperor's line...just thought this was funny. Captain Yossarian noted: "What, like he didn't want to leave the house any more? "

One thing I do not understand by jimgo2425
jimgo2425 wonders: "We see and hear Anakin scream in Pain as they attach his robot limbs and work on him but then it cuts to Padmé and she is screaming in the same type of pain. Can anyone explain why she is feeling the pain? I mean is there a force link there?" Then Gobi Wan Kenobi6 says what we're all thinking, "she is having babies if im right i think it hurts"

Kick't by Darth Lord GG
"Who kick't the most A$$ in ep3?" he asks. I like Master Mike's closing comment: "This thread is now lock't."

Lukes exit from the sail barge by Mighty_Emperor_Palpitine
I found this one through Master Mike's blog. Emperor_Palpitine (sic) asks "What the hell was the rope used to swing from the Sailbarge to the Skiff attached to?" MM said: "A crane?" Again, one of those "don't worry so much. Get some fresh air, or go make a sandwich" situations.

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