If You Watched Star Wars As A Child.... Certain arguments, that tend to fixate around Episode I, that have lasted for years and years, have me asking: Can you still watch Star Wars as a child? If not, why not?

Athon and On! Here's some ideas for your Star Wars Anniversary Celebration - there's more than just movie marathons!

Mysterious Appearance of Darth Vader in Old Blondie Video! Debbie Harry and everyone's favorite Sith Lord! YOUTUBE link inside! Click me!

Beckmen's Jar Jar Binks Scale Where do you score on Beckmen's Scale?

Message Boredom: The Directory An organized link page to Lieutenant Wiggum's "Message Boredom" series. Enter the Wacky World of StarWars.Com Message Boards! I dare you to click!

Message Boredom VIII Beam me up, Palpy! It's time for another edition of Message Boredom! You'll find pet Wookiees, Sith Lord Chamber Pots, pinatas, People of Sand, basement Superweapon Projects, and kids with too much sugar, too much Internet, and too much XBOX!

....Seven Months Later Where hast thou been, Wiggums?

Muppet Show Star Wars on YOUTUBE.COM Proving once again that anything for good or evil can be found on the Internet, I present to you The Muppet Show with Star Wars!

Message Boredom VII "I know it sounds stupid", and it probably is, but click on in for more utter confusion and delight as Lt. Wiggum reads Star Wars Message Boards - so *YOU* don't have to!

In Which Star Wars Movie Did Luke Say... "But how do I know the Light Side from the bad?" or "How Do I Know the Turkey Bologna From the Ham & Swiss?"