DETENTION BLOG AA23

If You Watched Star Wars As A Child....

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Sep 06, 2007 09:10 PM

Certain arguments, that tend to fixate around Episode I, that have lasted for years and years, have me asking: Can you still watch Star Wars as a child? If not, why not?

Athon and On!

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Apr 22, 2007 01:52 PM

Here's some ideas for your Star Wars Anniversary Celebration - there's more than just movie marathons!

Mysterious Appearance of Darth Vader in Old Blondie Video!

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Apr 15, 2007 11:12 PM

Debbie Harry and everyone's favorite Sith Lord! YOUTUBE link inside! Click me!

Beckmen's Jar Jar Binks Scale

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Mar 11, 2007 09:39 PM

Where do you score on Beckmen's Scale?

Message Boredom: The Directory

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Feb 01, 2007 08:53 PM

An organized link page to Lieutenant Wiggum's "Message Boredom" series. Enter the Wacky World of StarWars.Com Message Boards! I dare you to click!

Message Boredom VIII

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Feb 01, 2007 08:45 PM

Beam me up, Palpy! It's time for another edition of Message Boredom! You'll find pet Wookiees, Sith Lord Chamber Pots, pinatas, People of Sand, basement Superweapon Projects, and kids with too much sugar, too much Internet, and too much XBOX!

....Seven Months Later

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Jan 31, 2007 01:42 PM

Where hast thou been, Wiggums?

Muppet Show Star Wars on YOUTUBE.COM

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Jun 13, 2006 06:34 PM

Proving once again that anything for good or evil can be found on the Internet, I present to you The Muppet Show with Star Wars!

Message Boredom VII

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Jun 03, 2006 03:29 PM

"I know it sounds stupid", and it probably is, but click on in for more utter confusion and delight as Lt. Wiggum reads Star Wars Message Boards - so *YOU* don't have to!

In Which Star Wars Movie Did Luke Say...

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — May 24, 2006 03:35 PM

"But how do I know the Light Side from the bad?" or "How Do I Know the Turkey Bologna From the Ham & Swiss?"

It's My Job to Remind You of the Existence of Darth Vader Underoos

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — May 14, 2006 09:12 AM

"The fans have grown up. The movies haven't." - George Lucas

Star Wars 77-83: Oldy Moldy Edition Comes to DVD!

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — May 04, 2006 09:31 PM

"The whiners....they've stopped!" Ahh we should be so lucky.

The Art of Ray Harryhausen

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Apr 11, 2006 07:49 PM

Scimitar-Wielding Skeletons. Need I say more?

Star Wars is Cyclical: Lt Wiggum Rants!

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Mar 08, 2006 04:18 PM

It's not only the movies themselves that are symphonic. It's all cyclical with Star Wars. Ahh, the healing power of a good RANT!

The World of Tomorrow that almost was?

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Feb 28, 2006 11:19 AM

What might have been? I asked Hyperspacer En-Jidai Geki to comment on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, a brilliant but sadly underappreciated screen gem.

The Undeniable Lure

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Feb 26, 2006 04:03 PM

Nathan Connolly with a salient discussion point on Anakin's fall from the Good Side.

Take Two Lightsaber Battles Daily

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Feb 08, 2006 04:05 PM

...and call me in the morning. Old friends, Atari Tapes, Return of the Jedi, getting old, and kids: don't they say the darndest things. All in this edition of DETENTION BLOG AA23.

Star Wars in 30 Seconds (and Re-enacted by Bunnies)

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Jan 03, 2006 10:59 AM

Just in case anyone missed it, Jennifer Shiman has the coolest Flash cartoons in cyberspace, and she finally finished our favorite, "Star Wars".

Greydanus Reviews Narnia

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Dec 14, 2005 05:27 PM

Ok OK! Not a Star Wars related entry. I hate to do that. But it's not exactly a review either...clickah on in, curious and bored free folk!

Message Boredom VI

Lieutenant Wiggum Jansen — Dec 12, 2005 01:52 PM

Just in time for the Holidays! These Message Board Nuggets complete with Fruitcake, scared emperors, stupid Yodas, hair-care tips, clones who (gasp) act alike, and the ubiquitous Star Wars Lawyers.