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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Boy Has No Patients</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda</link><description>"He will learn patients."&lt;br /&gt;
"Much anger in him, like his father."&lt;br /&gt;
"Was I any different when you taught me?"&lt;br /&gt;
"Be quiet and let me remove this &lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/6" target="_blank"&gt;big&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/7" target="_blank"&gt;zit&lt;/a&gt; from your forehead."&lt;br /&gt;
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Yôda&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.something.com" target="_blank"&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>"You don't need our identification."</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/31</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Yes we do-uh oops.  I meant, we don't need your identification.</description><category>Original Trilogy</category><pubDate>Apr 15, 2007 05:17 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-31</guid></item><item><title>Puns</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/30</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>&lt;b&gt;This is my 30th blog!&lt;/b&gt;</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Apr 15, 2007 10:10 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-30</guid></item><item><title>As you know our blockade is per-fectly legal 2</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/29</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>&lt;b&gt;My place is with my-&lt;/b&gt; wait. that sounds cheesy.</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Apr 12, 2007 09:14 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-29</guid></item><item><title>As you know the blockade is per-fectly legal.....</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/28</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>My place is with my people!</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Apr 12, 2007 11:40 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-28</guid></item><item><title>Automobiles</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/27</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Going for two in one day!</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Dec 19, 2006 07:07 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-27</guid></item><item><title>Infections.....</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/26</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>High school (ugh) is *gasp* um,  great (??) !</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Dec 19, 2006 06:44 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-26</guid></item><item><title>My Birthday (for real this time)</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/25</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Happy Blog Day to me! (x2)</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Oct 04, 2006 06:39 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-25</guid></item><item><title>My Birthday (for real this time)</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/24</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Happy Blog Day to me! (x2)</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Oct 04, 2006 06:37 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-24</guid></item><item><title>My Birthday</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/23</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>I couldn't blog for a long time but i just got net access. I have very short time so just for now Happy Blog Day to me!!!&lt;br /&gt;
I'm 14  in a week!!! i can check comments and blog more in about 4 days.&lt;br /&gt;
Later all!&lt;br /&gt;
Yôda</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Sep 29, 2006 04:53 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-23</guid></item><item><title>Top Ten Alternate Podracer Names</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/22</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>This is for anyone who knows all the podracers names......</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Aug 24, 2006 07:27 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-22</guid></item><item><title>Dull Idea #1</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/21</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Why couldn't Sebulba make it to the Boonta Eve? (Shameless Blug Alert!)</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Aug 24, 2006 07:23 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-21</guid></item><item><title>Han Solo</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/20</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Hero for hire. Grouch for free.</description><category>Original Trilogy</category><pubDate>Aug 23, 2006 08:11 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-20</guid></item><item><title>The Tragedy of the Clone Wars</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/19</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>It began at Geonosis.....and it should've ended there.</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Aug 20, 2006 09:49 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-19</guid></item><item><title>Obi's and Anni's hair....</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/18</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Short, long. Long, short.</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Aug 18, 2006 10:25 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-18</guid></item><item><title>Meesa back!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/17</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>After 7 weeks I'm finally back. *groans*</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Aug 17, 2006 11:45 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-17</guid></item><item><title>Whispers of Power 4</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/16</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>I updated them now. It all makes sense, I promise.</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Jun 26, 2006 05:58 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-16</guid></item><item><title>Poll Finals</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/15</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Read it and find out.</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Jun 26, 2006 04:21 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-15</guid></item><item><title>Whispers of Power 3</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/14</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>Deadly Duel.......the same but different. Press the link.</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Jun 26, 2006 03:34 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-14</guid></item><item><title>Good bye</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/13</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>"I regret to announce this (isn't) the end. I bid you all a fond farewell. I'm going now. Goodbye!" *vanishes* *gasps* "I suppose you think you're terribly clever."</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Jun 26, 2006 11:02 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-13</guid></item><item><title>Falling Kenobi</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/docyoda/12</link><author>Dr. Yôda</author><description>"R2, stop! We're need to be going up not down!" -Obi-Wan on one of his fallings</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Jun 26, 2006 09:54 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-4280-12</guid></item></channel></rss>
