I'd like to take some time this week to shed a little light on what's been blatantly obvious to me for years. The Rebel Alliance are a terrorist organization, plain and simple. Let's aim our scopes on the facts, shall we?

Luke Skywalker - Skywalker was brought into the Rebel Alliance by means of deceit by Obi Wan Kenobi, a much revered religious figure in the Rebellion, who had a penchant for chopping off people's arms. In the long run, Skywalker eventually spread this deceit from attempting to recruit Jabba the Hutt ( a known gangster) into the Rebellion, and all the way up the Imperial Chain, manipulating Lord Vader to assassinate Emperor Palpantine.

General Han Solo - Imperial Naval Officer turned traitor, before becoming one of the galaxy's most wanted Drug Smugglers. That's right, he was a drug smuggler. What do you think "Spice" is? It ain't oregano, brother, and it's not pleasant. It's used by Hutts to torture people. I won't even go into how this vile stuff is produced. He's a criminal thug of the worst kind. Moving on.

The Droids - Stolen technological on a "threat to Galactic Security" level. The plans these droids carried, stolen by the Bothans, who were probably coerced into stealing them in the first place, for the rebel Alliance whose sole purpose was to study these plans to find a weakness to DESTROY it, and all persons onboard, combatant and non-combatant alike, without any thought of the lives that would be sacrificed for their cause.

The Ewoks - The inhabitants of the forth moon of Endor aren't bad. Not by a long shot. In fact, the Empire lived in peace on their planet for quite a while. Hey, you have any idea how long it takes to build a small moon? Things were fine right up until the rebels showed up, and dragged the non-combatant Ewok civilians into their fight, by means of....that's right, kids. Deception. Let's also take into account just how little consideration the rebellion had for the Ewoks. Have you ever blown up a small moon that's so close to a planet that you can see it explode? No, you haven't, but the rebellion did, and when you cause something that big to literally explode so close to a planet's surface, there is bound to be some destruction. And I mean full blown, eco-system altering, atmosphere burning, planet wasting destruction. The Ewok were murdered by the rebellion simply because they got in the way. Oh well. They weren't really part of the Rebellion anyway, just some savage dupes we conned into dying for us because our babe gave them a cracker.

And you people call *us* the Bad Guys?

I'm TD-0013, and this has been "A Different Point of View"

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