Let me get this straight. Lord Vader, my boss, doesn't have a father, but is instead the result of some fraggin' virus his mother contracted? Shmi Skywalker was screwed by the force? No, Jango Fett was screwed by the force, pal. That was plain to see, but the idea that these little symbiotic life forms just decided, 'hey guys, let's group together and form a kid....In this woman's barren womb." is a little hard to swallow. I mean, Shmi is arguably, not the handsomest of women, sure, but someone would want to bang her. Heck, for all we know, Wattoo could be Vader's dad.

I mean, why else would a single, grotesque little flying slug like Wattoo even have a female slave? Somehow, I have a feeling that rusted Pit Droids weren't the only thing Shmi was polishin ', if ya know what I mean. Which raises another question. If you owned a female slave, and she suddenly got pregnant, wouldn't you be just a tiny bit suspicious? "Where you been goin' after I go t'sleep, eh?" Now Wattoo's stuck with "damaged" goods now, and he has another mouth to feed to add to his troubles of owning probably the galaxy's biggest craphole. The guy ain't rich by any means, kids, and by the looks of his shop, I can understand why.

No. There is no way in the seven planes of Hell that I'll accept this midiclorin virus thing. It's just another Jedi LIE.

I'm TD-0013, and this has been "a different point of view."

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