While Stoogey is out in L.A.
At CIV, I'm jealous, but OK!
I'll be a good host
So here is my post
With some jokes for Limerick Friday:

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Okay, today's first Guest Limericist is darthspaghetti:

The call came for battle stations
All of the Imperials started to hasten
But one lone worker
Was at the "Emperor's Cooker"
Finishing his plate of crustaceans.

Next we have Skywalker's Fury with this one:

Luke, Ben, Han and Chewie
Had this idea that was totally screwy
They would fly Han's piece of junk
Right through the Death Star's front
For a woman who was incredibly snooty

And last, but definitely not least, we have one from the immortal, RiverTam with an ode to our friends and colleagues in LA at CIV:

A great many folks I adore
Are somewhere I've ne'er been before.
There's naught I'd not give
To be there at CIV
Or is that pronounced CIV?