I can't believe that in all the pictures they give us to choose from, NOT ONE had a shot of Max Rebo, so in light of the omission, this entry is dedicated to him. Oh, and by the way, see if you can identify the popular saying I've disguised in today's punchline.


Max Rebo complained to his band
In the front he much rather would stand
But they warned he was prone
To incendiaries thrown
Toward the stage by inebriated fans

Nonplussed, Max continued to push
Though his band-mates would rather he'd shush
For he thought it quite grand,
"Being heard in the band
Is worth a brew in the tush!"