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A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date posted: Dec 07, 2007 10:11 AM  |  updated: Dec 19, 2007 9:30 AM
Limerick Friday - On Ice 2
Time to share in some Limerick Fun with some guest Limericsts!

Up first is Captain Peabody:

A pretty young lady named Padme,
Fell in love with a Jedi quite madly,
But Annie turned mean,
And Vader he's been,
Since Padme died off oh so sadly.

Next with his three offerings from the VERY warm planet of Dagobah is Green Am I:

Two droids were being sold one day.
For them a farmer did pay.
But one's motivator,
Must have been a cheese grater,
'cause with those Jawas it stayed.

There was a trooper called TK-421,
Who was quickly overrun.
He wasn't at his post,
The truth was that he was toast,
All due to Han's skill with a gun.

Obi-Wan felt that Luke was not ready,
For the truth about his Dark Lord daddy,
So he made up a lie,
Cleverly disguised,
As a view point on Vader the baddie.

And last but not least is my humble offering for today:
(Thank you, Mark Hall, for the constructive input!)

While on Hoth in the midst of a lull
Conversation became rather dull
So when double-dog dared
Chewbacca was snared
With his tongue on a snowspeeder's hull.