This one goes out to all of those humbuggers who have "decided" to be offended every time someone says "Merry Christmas" to them. I'm happy to display my Christmas/Chanukah/Winter Solstice/Life Day tree!!

To be PC with holiday lingo
You must have the brains of a dingo
If BFD ended
With no one offended
It's time Life Day carols to sing-o!

And here's a blast from the past I just couldn't refuse posting, especially since it was before my blog existed.

In Star Wars if Yoda is Santa
The red suit is cute, that I'll grant ya
But since there's no reindeer
To handle the sleigh here
Imagine the reigns on a Bantha!