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A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

by: Darth Draconius

date posted: Dec 21, 2007 9:42 AM

BFD Limerick Friday!!!

This one goes out to all of those humbuggers who have "decided" to be offended every time someone says "Merry Christmas" to them. I'm happy to display my Christmas/Chanukah/Winter Solstice/Life Day tree!!

To be PC with holiday lingo
You must have the brains of a dingo
If BFD ended
With no one offended
It's time Life Day carols to sing-o!

And here's a blast from the past I just couldn't refuse posting, especially since it was before my blog existed.

In Star Wars if Yoda is Santa
The red suit is cute, that I'll grant ya
But since there's no reindeer
To handle the sleigh here
Imagine the reigns on a Bantha!

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	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 10:16 AM nice!!! Merry Christmas

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 11:20 AM They're perfect! MTFBWY

Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...

date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 11:25 AM

To be PC with holiday lingo
You must have the brains of a dingo

Yes!!

If BFD ended
With no one offended
It's time Life Day carols to sing-o!
Totally! I should walk into the mall and shout "Happy Life Day/BFD everyone!!!" And nobody will get offended because they'll have no clue what I'm talking about! They still might call security though......

But seriously, I purposefully say "Merry Christmas" to everyone!

a blast from the past
Ah, yes!

	padmeskywalker77 Padme's Legacy
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 1:25 PM Nice!! Happy BFD and Merry Christmas

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 1:36 PM Very cool lims this week, Draconis! Have a very Happy BFD and a Merry Christmas, too!!!

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 1:56 PM Ha! Merry Christmas & Happy BFD!!!!

x-wing-012679

date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 2:52 PM

Merry Christmas! Happy Life-Day, Channaka, Kwanza and New Year's. But I mean it! I don't just say it to tick people off, you know?

Ha,ha be a rebel at the office! Have fun and don't eat too much, or drink too much crazy sauce.
No, lazer-brains out there, presents aren't the reason for the season ( I say that with pure love).
Ach! it's only humor-don't knock it 'till you try it.
Love the limeric.

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:10 PM

nice!!!
Merry Christmas

Backatcha!

They're perfect!

I always aim to please.

Totally! I should walk into the mall and shout "Happy Life Day/BFD everyone!!!" And nobody will get offended because they'll have no clue what I'm talking about!

Either that, or they just might whistle for the men in white coats.

Happy BFD and Merry Christmas

SEE, I'm not offended at all.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:19 PM Very cool lims this week, Draconis! Only because we've had sub-freezing temperatures all week. Ha! Merry Christmas & Happy BFD!!!! Score one more!

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:20 PM

But I mean it! I don't just say it to tick people off, you know?

Neither have I ever. The people who choose to be offended have nothing better to do than tell the rest of us what we shouldn't do. I swear, there are more of those people that would defend someone uttering the F-Bomb in public than someone wishing them a Merry Christmas.

presents aren't the reason for the season

WAIT - now I'M offended.

Actually, share the wonderful messages of the season and spread peace, love and good will to the world, and you'll never go wrong. Merry Christmas to all!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 3:38 PM What is that, a re-blug? A Shameless Pre-Blug? Either way, I'm offended.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 5:09 PM I swear, there are more of those people that would defend someone uttering the F-Bomb in public than someone wishing them a Merry Christmas. Gotta love that free speech double standard....

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 22, 2007 3:24 AM Happy Mithras Day!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Dec 22, 2007 7:42 AM Merry Christmas!

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Dec 22, 2007 2:40 PM Happy Non-Specific Winter Celebration! The next time someone wishes you a "Happy Holiday," just turn to them and say "I'm sorry, I don't celebrate 'Holiday'..." That'll show 'em to be politically correct! Excellent Limericks, Draconius...

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

date Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:54 PM

Either way, I'm offended.

Wow! Objective accomplised.

Gotta love that free speech double standard....

That's what being an American is all about.

Happy Mithras Day!

Cool! Now the greetings have gone "underground."

Merry Christmas!

Likewise!

Happy Non-Specific Winter Celebration!

Reminds me of the famous "Corporate Christmas Party" e-mail joke I've seen many a Christmas season.

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