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date posted: Mar 14, 2008 8:07 AM
LIMERICK FRIDAY - Crumb's On the Floor
Salacious Crumb lived for the tidbits
Of Jabba's gourmet little "ribbits"
So I'm sure he would reel
If he'd known his last meal
Would be Threepio's ocular circuits
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leia19886
Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 9:13 AM
Threepio's ocular circuits -- what a wonderful new taste you have discovered
nicely done!!!!!!!!!1
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:15 AM
His last meal was not a feast
It didn't contain a bit of yeast
When he tried to munch
On his Threepio lunch
He got zapped and was called a beast.
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:07 AM
Brilliant, DD!
Consider our poor Mr. Crumb,
Who was thought of as scruffy and dumb,
While munching on eye,
He was thrust to the sky,
Zapped by a droid on the bum.
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 11:11 AM
But R2 gave him something fried......
Thanks for filling in, DD!
zach starwalker
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:04 PM
I really needed this. Since stooge went away it seems like the world has lost something important. No one tell him I said that!
jedilily1026
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date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 1:32 PM
Some would say it's a delicacy.
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:10 PM
excellent, dd!
MTFBWY
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:21 PM
Very good!
MTFBWY! God bless!
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 4:41 PM
No one tell him I said that!
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Irwin03
CDS: The Art Side of the Force
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 6:16 PM
Mmmm! Droid!
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Mar 16, 2008 8:01 PM
what a wonderful new taste you have discovered
Shocking!
When he tried to munch
On his Threepio lunch
Ahh...
Crunch & Munch
. Actually, I prefer
Poppycock
.
While munching on eye,
He was thrust to the sky,
Zapped by a droid on the bum.
You said bum.
But R2 gave him something fried......
Criticizing R2's cooking now, are we?
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Mar 16, 2008 8:13 PM
No one tell him I said that!
I won't if you won't. Of course, we Sith lords seem to get decent results from blackmail...
Some would say it's a delicacy.
Copper wiring or the rubber insulation?
excellent, dd!
Very good!
Thanks, I guess this means I'm not as bad a cook afterall.... OH! You mean the limerick.
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Make that Sith lords and certain blonde, female Jedi with an agenda...
Mmmm! Droid!
... The voice of experience??
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