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A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

by: Darth Draconius

date posted: Jul 11, 2008 10:16 AM | updated: Jul 11, 2008 10:16 AM

Limerick Friday - One Last Gag for the Week!

When we first witnessed Leia smooch Luke
It wasn't perceived as a fluke
Now that all of us "know"
Simple innuendo
Is enough to make true fans gag/puke.

http://blogs.starwars.com/draconius/57

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	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 11, 2008 10:39 AM Simple innuendo is enough to make true fans gag/puke gag, gag, gag, gag, uhh, uhh..... Stooge will be proud

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jul 11, 2008 3:05 PM ...and it also makes for interesting questions from the younglings!! !!! Good one!

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Jul 11, 2008 6:01 PM Give us a kiss!!! M'wah! Loved it!

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Jul 12, 2008 12:22 AM Simple innuendo Is enough to make true fans gag/puke. You're telling me it's not cool to have feelings for your sister? I gotta get out of the countryside.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jul 12, 2008 6:55 AM Ahhh! gag/puke

JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

date Posted: Jul 12, 2008 7:14 AM

Now I know there was quite a lot of bluster
When the truth came out after Luke kissed her
But we must not forget
Leia wasn't his sister quite yet
Besides, it was Leia who kissed Luke, so let's be just here.

(I had a different concluding line, but this is a family-friendly site.

)

Am I the only fan who wasn't bothered by that kiss? I mean . . . they weren't even aware of their familial relationship at that point. Ignorance is bliss. Besides, Leia was just trying to make Han jealous.

Great limerick, Stooge. It was worth waiting for.

MTFBWY

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jul 12, 2008 7:16 AM DD, I see you are the creative talent here. I am so sorry for my faux-pas, and am I for not giving credit where credit is due. I hope you will accept my humble apology. Great Limerick, DD!!! Thanks for keeping us entertained this week! JMW out.

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

date Posted: Jul 13, 2008 9:49 AM

Stooge will be proud

That someone can tell even worse gags than he does??

...and it also makes for interesting questions from the younglings!!

Daddy, what's a nerf-herder? (What's really funny, is for the longest time until I started reading the EU books in high school, I always thought she was saying "nerve-hurter.")

Give us a kiss!!!

Stooge might get jealous.... Woohoo!!

You're telling me it's not cool to have feelings for your sister?

Unless of course, you're Greg and Marcia Brady.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 17, 2008 2:05 PM Personally, I would have taken a lightsaber to my wang... Can I write wang? I guess we'll all find out. Kudos to you, DD!

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