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A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date posted: Jul 15, 2008 9:18 AM  |  updated: Jul 15, 2008 2:25 PM
Joke of the Day - Changing HIStory
Did you know the case could be made that the Millenium Falcon wasn't female?



It's the fastest HUNK of junk in the galaxy. :D

jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 10:03 AM
I'll tell you who is a real hunk! ;) Like pilot, like ship! :^O
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 11:01 AM
Jp -- I was thinking the exact same thing:)

Han always did have a way with women!!
MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 11:45 AM
Yup - the shuura doesn't fall far from the tree! Heh, heh...great minds all think alike ;)

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 2:24 PM
I'll tell you who is a real hunk!

You're TOO kind. :8}

Han always did have a way with women!!

You gotta watch those scruffy-looking nerfherders. They're tricksy that way, they are.

great minds all think alike

:O Wouldn't wanna touch that one with a fifty-foot wookiee prod.


... Meanwhile, Stooge says that he's probably going to be out only a day more or so. If we're lucky, we just might be hearing from him by Limerick Friday!
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 2:31 PM
Great joke, but I'm afraid it doesn't appeal to me in the way the 3 ladies have stated. ;)
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 2:38 PM
And what a hunk s/he is! :D


MTFBWY :)
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:12 PM
Yeah baby!! That's one hot...ship! :D
the_wookiee_has_no_pants
Pantless Wookiee
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:17 PM
lol, good one.
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:37 PM
Ok then. Moving along...
Lord Harald
The Council of Evil
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:47 PM
So R2 won't marry the Millennium Falcon? You know, allways sticking his "parts" into her and "fixing" the "hyperdrive". R2's going to be mad when he figures out s/he's a crossdresser. How do one distinguish between robot/computers gender anyway?

And why is Stooge out? Did gangsters break his fingers so he can't use the keyboard?
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 5:44 PM
Fine, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

:D
GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM
Ha!! :^O

You know, I've really enjoyed your fill-in jokes! Kind of like when Johnny Carson used to get substitute hosts. Well, it was Jay Leno a lot of the time, and look where he is now! Maybe you'll get your own joke blog!

:D
  Merryman-Lyon
A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 8:25 PM
Great stuff! Your fill-in jokes could give Stooge a run for his money. But I they don't. ;)
  Merryman-Lyon
A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM
Oh, and I was thinking the same thing Harold.

How does that old R2 thing fit in to this?


Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 16, 2008 9:47 AM
but I'm afraid it doesn't appeal to me in the way the 3 ladies have stated.

As my wife would say, "Hunks are in the eye of the beholder." ;)

And what a hunk s/he is!

To quote one of my all-time favorites: "Just a hunk-a-hunk-a burnin' love!" :x

That's one hot...ship!

Especially when you kick it into hyperdrive. ]:)

good one.

Too kind.

Moving along...

I have this urge to move along... :|
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 16, 2008 9:58 AM
How do one distinguish between robot/computers gender anyway?

I'm still confused how one can even determine a droid's sexual orientation, let alone gender. Shameless Blug Alert!

And why is Stooge out?

Rumor has it he has alterred his residential planetary coordinates.

Fine, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

Okay, you get the hunk, and I'll take it where it counts.... Wait a sec'!
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 16, 2008 10:21 AM
Maybe you'll get your own joke blog!

I believe that there's no competing with the original. Yes, imitation is the flattery at it's highest, but there is only one Stooge. I could never replace him, just merely succeed him. Not to mention, I just don't know how he comes up with a new one EVERY DAY!

Your fill-in jokes could give Stooge a run for his money.

:O Stooge gets PAID for his jokes! That's it, get my agent on the phone!

How does that old R2 thing fit in to this?

:8} Somehow, I again have this urge to move along...
Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Jul 16, 2008 11:11 AM
heehee, cute joke. ;)

Hey, you're getting pretty good at this...I almost forgot about my Court Jester, until you mentioned his name. :^O

Thanks for keeping the Joke-A-Day going while my Court Jester is out of the office. :D :)

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 17, 2008 2:02 PM
Like the Falcon itself... I am officially turned on.
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