This just in...

I just spoke with R2-D2 and he wanted me to tell everyone that he's on the ticket for Fan Club President with some guy. He couldn't remember his name...Darren..Dante...Dustin--yeah, that's it!! Dustin Hoffman--no wait...oh well, he couldn't remember...he said something about he's a big R2 fan, he collects all this R2 stuff...frankly, R2 is a little worried about him. I think he's stalking the robot...

Good Luck R2 and what's-your-name!

--Don

P.S. Did you know that you can actually watch 60 minutes in 30, the batmobile never caught a flat, and there are 956 fibers intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit...? Until today, I didn't.