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But What I'd Really Like to Do is...

date posted: Apr 20, 2006 8:02 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!

This just in...

I just spoke with R2-D2 and he wanted me to tell everyone that he's on the ticket for Fan Club President with some guy. He couldn't remember his name...Darren..Dante...Dustin--yeah, that's it!! Dustin Hoffman--no wait...oh well, he couldn't remember...he said something about he's a big R2 fan, he collects all this R2 stuff...frankly, R2 is a little worried about him. I think he's stalking the robot...

Good Luck R2 and what's-your-name!

--Don

P.S. Did you know that you can actually watch 60 minutes in 30, the batmobile never caught a flat, and there are 956 fibers intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit...? Until today, I didn't.

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	jedivnsnator The Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 8:24 PM Wow. How did you know all that? And if Dustin Hoffman is stalking R2, then we should ALL be worried.

	Darth Board
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 9:00 PM Just out of curiosity, Don: Does being a droid wrangler mean you don't need an interpreter when you and Artoo have these conversations? Or do you keep a protocol droid handy for these sorts of things? Hm. Ya know, I'm not sure I could vote for a stalker...

	jedivnsnator The Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 9:04 PM the batmobile never caught a flat No, but it broke down. Once.

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 9:16 PM and there are 956 fibers intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit...? So I guess this means that 956 fibers in a shredded wheat biscuit add up to your total allowance of fiber intake for the day!?!?!

	Darth Board
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 9:18 PM Speaking of protocol droids, did Threepio pay off GWL for ROTS? I mean, no dangers, no dismemberments and full shiny gold chrome for the whole film. It's like his birthday or something. Thanks much for coming on board to answer these vital questions for us fans.

	tonyg3PO Remembering The Saga
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 9:37 PM R2 Couldn't have picked a more worthy candidate. Please pat the droid on the head for us.

	NerfHerdersAnonymous Life, the Star Wars Universe and Everything
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 10:24 PM hehe, cute. 956 fibers That sounds awful, even though I like that cereal.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Apr 20, 2006 10:51 PM I'd like to know R2's position on hunting accidents involving lawyers. Does his platform address this? DM out

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 21, 2006 9:35 AM No matter who wins, R2 will always be Vice Pres in my mind and in my heart He's always taking care of business behind the scenes, and that friend or foe programming seems to work really well.

	bonniegrrl Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Apr 21, 2006 10:08 AM I wonder if R2 would be interested in running for the Press Secretary of the United States? Granted all he does is beep and no one understands him, but that's clearly a step up from the last guy who held the position.

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