Ladies and gentlemen!
We have some wonderful news to you. The temperatures on Hoth have been dropping steadily for the past few days, the Tauntauns are finally coming out of their summer hibernation, and we are at last ready to open up for the season.

So if you are planning to go skiing during the upcoming holliday, why not check out Echo Base Skiing and Adventure Resort?
Why no goskiing, tauntaun-riding, or check out the Wampa-safari?
You can even put a camera in the doorway of the hotel, and run out into the snow, pretending you're the famous Luke Skywalker.

See all the sights: The remains of the shield generator, explore the remains of the ATAT's, and go flying in our snowspeeders.
Or, if you're feeling really adventerous, why not go to the very same cave where Luke was trapped by the wampa? Try hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, before reenacting killing the Wampa. We end the day by spending the night sleeping in a snowcave dug out for the occasion.

End your vacation with a trip through the local asteroidbelt. And if we're really lucky, we'll get to see the big space-slug.

So come to Hoth, and relive the adventures of the Rebellion.
Or if it's too cold for you, take our special Tatooine Tours instead.

Enjoy you stay, and as the Jedi say, may the Force be with you.




CORRIEMOILLIE
The dreadful sinking sensation in a long passageway encounter when both protagonists immediately realise they have plumped for the corriedoo much too early as they are still a good thirty yards apart. They were embarrassed by the pretence of corriecravie (q.v.) and decided to make use of the corriedoo because they felt silly. This was a mistake as corrievorrie will make them seem far sillier.