I have decided to change my avatar. Obviously, it would be wrong to take up a space just to make an announcement, so instead I will write a comedic (in my own weird sense of the word comedic) blog.

It's a foggy day in coruscant. The lights of a million air taxis can be seen over head, but none of this bothers Darth Vader who has more important things on his mind.
Vader enters the building where he had some, unfinished, buisness.



Vader-- "Am I okay,doc"

Doctor-- "For an armless, legless, burnt peice of charbroil, you're just fine."

Vader-- "What do you mean?"

Doctor-- "Nothing, Frodo."

Vader-- "What!!!"

Doctor-- "I can perscribe something for the pain."

Vader-- "I don't follow."

Doctor-- "It's obvious that you're suffering from some sort of delusion."

Vader-- "I am not delusional."

Doctor-- "Denial. I am definately going to have to refer you to a good psychologist."

Vader-- "You don't know the power of the dark side."

Doctor-- "Patches of random speech; thats at least a thousand credits of medicine."

Vader-- "You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor."

Doctor-- "Of course."

Vader-- "Do they have a code clearance?"

Doctor-- "I think you will make a fine addition to 'Coruscant's Crazy Cottage'."

Vader-- "I will do what you ask, just help me save Padme, I can't live without her."

The doctor has Vader dragged away by the men in off-white coats.


I know, totally boring, and not funny. Well, at least my sleep deficent brain is an excuse for any lack of humour.