The release of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants this weekend reminded me of an old usenet pastime, in the days before Special Editions and prequels. We used to post lines from Star Wars that sounded funny by inserting the word "pants".

As a tribute to the original crew of rassm (check out the pants history), I bring you my take at "Revenge of the Pants":

Flying is for pants.

Artoo, hit the buzz droid. Center pants.

Well have you noticed the pants are still up?

Chancellor Palpatine, pants are our specialty.

My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count.

His pants will be the same as ours.

I was expecting someone with your pants to be a little older.

Your pants will make a fine addition to my collection.

Then the Jedi Council will make finding pants our highest priority.

Soon I will have new pants... far younger and more powerful.

The fear of pants is a path to the dark side.

Good relations with the pants, I have.

So long ago... when there was nothing but our pants.

The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater pants.

The only thing he was afraid of was losing his pants, which eventually of course, he did.

I've just been so frustrated with the pants.

Very well, the burden is on me not to destroy all the pants until you arrive.

There are no pants here, unless you brought them with you.

I sense a plot to destroy the pants.

I know there are things about the pants they're not telling me.

Ever since I've known you, you've been searching for pants greater than that of ordinary Jedi.

The oppression of the pants will never return.

Pants! Unlimited pants!

A little more pants might light our way.

I assure you, my pants have never been stronger.

The war is over. Lord Sidious promised us pants.

For the clones, to discover the pants, a long time it will take.

Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

I do not fear the pants as you do.

From my point of view, the pants are evil.