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I Am NOT an Old Fossil!

by: Granny-Wan

date posted: Mar 01, 2008 2:24 PM | updated: Mar 03, 2008 12:02 PM

TEN INCOMPLETE LINES IN THE STAR WARS SAGA

10. "No, I call it aggressive negotiations!" What do expect me to do, you little twerp, stand here and let them shoot me? - Padme Amidala, AOTC

9. "He's dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" And after you're dead I'll be able to say TOLD YOU SO! - Obi-Wan Kenobi, TPM

8. "We will watch your career with great interest" While I manipulate you into helping me take over the galaxy. - Palpatine, TPM

7. "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." Oh wait, no they aren't. - Obi-Wan Kenobi, ANH

6. "Some day you're going to make a mistake and I just hope I'm around to see it!" If you don't kill me first with some damn fool flying maneuver! - Princess Leia, TESB

5. "I am a Jedi, like my father before me." Except that I just kicked his butt and could take you, too, if I hadn't just thrown away my lightsaber {smacks himself on the forehead} - Luke Skywalker, ROTJ

4. "I have taught you everything I know" Except how to beat me in a lightsaber duel... - Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTS

3. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" And I'll never go back to the BBQ joint back at Echo Base... - Han Solo, TESB

2. "He's headed for the small moon!" That's no moon, that's the Emperor's Butt! - Luke Skywalker, ANH

1. "I have a bad feeling about this!" And why don't I listen to myself? - Several Characters, and all six movies!

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	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 4:16 PM 4. "I have taught you everything I know" Except how to beat me in a lightsaber duel... - Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTS That's awesome! And so true.... Nice list, Granny!

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 6:10 PM That's no moon, that's the Emperor's Butt! - Ha!!! 1. "I have a bad feeling about this!" And why don't I listen to myself? Yeah, and some of them even have "a VERY bad feeling"! Love the list!!

	KaiYves
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 6:59 PM 2. "He's headed for the small moon!" That's no moon, that's the Emperor's Butt! - Luke Skywalker, ANH You know, there's this moon of Saturn called Mimas that looks a little like the Death Star, and when a probe took some recent pictures, the article headline was "That's no space station- it's a moon!" Who says NASA is boring?

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 7:31 PM No one ever said NASA was boring... 4 was my favorite.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 8:39 PM #7 The truth if I ever read it.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Mar 01, 2008 8:52 PM Excellent list Granny! #5 is great ... almost a d'oh! moment for Luke!

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Mar 02, 2008 2:10 PM Great! Loved every one of them!!!

	Son Of Skywalker15 Son Of Skywalker's Datapad Of Thoughts and Opinions
date Posted: Mar 02, 2008 3:40 PM I have a bad feeling about this!" And why don't I listen to myself? This reminds of when I was playing Spider-Man 3 the game, and Spider-Man says something like, "I better not touch those wires." Seconds later, I jump into them and he states, "Man, I really need to start listening to my inner monologue."

	megatrends Confessions of a Psychotic Jawa
date Posted: Mar 02, 2008 8:02 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!

	BlueX-WingPilot The Starfighter Docking Bay
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 8:16 AM I liked 1 and 7, but number four is my favorite: 4. "I have taught you everything I know" Except how to beat me in a lightsaber duel... - Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTS

	BlueX-WingPilot The Starfighter Docking Bay
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 8:17 AM I liked #1 and #7, but number #4 is my favorite: 4. "I have taught you everything I know" Except how to beat me in a lightsaber duel... - Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTS

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 8:56 AM You remind me of... me! (But you're funnier.)

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 10:22 AM That's awesome! And so true.... Seems to be a favorite, here! "a VERY bad feeling"! I've had those, and I never listen, either! "That's no space station- it's a moon!" Who says NASA is boring? ROFL... ^O ^O ^O ^O

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 10:25 AM The truth if I ever read it. And you did, check out Stooge's reply... ! "Man, I really need to start listening to my inner monologue." I liked #1 and #7, but number #4 is my favorite: #4 seems to be leading the race....

Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!

date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 10:28 AM

You remind me of... me! (But you're funnier.)

Dang, Stooge! I KNEW I heard that line about stormtroopers somewhere....

While I'm flattered to be compared to you, it disturbs me that I copied you, although accidentally... I can't believe I remembered something from 2006, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.... wait, I forgot, I didn't have breakfast...

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Mar 04, 2008 3:45 PM Love 'em, Granny!!

	jedisilverkittysticks The Lost Rambles Of The Great Darth Equine
date Posted: Mar 04, 2008 8:54 PM Man that was great! While yes, i loved #7, #8 and #1 took the cake in my opinion...

	KaiYves
date Posted: Mar 06, 2008 5:17 PM Your Yaddle avatar is cool, but I think I liked the Gaeriel Captison one better.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Mar 14, 2008 8:31 PM Great list, g-w! What fun reading. I'm not sure I'll ever listen to these lines with the same sense of soberness (that is, with seriousness. Not to be confused with spirits. ). MTFBWY

	Qui-Gon Reborn The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Jul 20, 2008 11:43 PM "No, I call it aggressive negotiations!" What do expect me to do, you little twerp, stand here and let them shoot me? Yeah, I always thought that too... He's headed for the small moon!" That's no moon, that's the Emperor's Butt! Ha, ha, ha!!! Love the picture of Obi-Wan...

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