YOU CAN LEAD A GUNDARK TO WATER, BUT NOT ON TATOOINE "I'll have an Eyeblaster," the Princess said. "Atomized, not fizzled!"

STORMTROOOPERS, CLONES AND JEDI, OH MY! Imperials, ... bounty hunters... an Old Wizard, and the Dark Lord of the Sith himself help fight an evil that can befall anyone...

A POOLSIDE JEDI or LIVING IN THE MOMENT But do cats chase birds in the backyards of Bakura? Do palm trees rustle in the breeze on Dantooine? Does cut grass skitter across the clear water of the Silver Sea? Did an idiot with a salt-water fish tank kill all the trees on Coruscant?

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This! Yes, the rumors are true, it's my birthday... I am officially as old as Yoda and not in half as good a condition... and it's Toxic Waste Day...

MY NAME IS GRANNY-WAN, AND I AM A JEDI JUNKIE Don't worry, you will all have Granny-Wan to kick you around for another year... To nag you mercilessly... make snide and snarky remarks about clones... To spread some Obi-Wan Kenobi love all over the place... But let's talk costumes....

THE THIN LINE BEFORE THE DARK SIDE There's a line between the good side and the Dark Side of the Force, but is it always clear? Does every Jedi know where the line is? Does every Jedi have a moment when he finds himself on the verge of crossing over?

THE LURE OF JEDIISM - CAN THAT REALLY BE A WORD? Inspired by The Stooge....and Luminous Beings... and the light in Obi-Wan Kenobi's eyes at the moment he decided to sacrifice himself.

TEN INCOMPLETE LINES IN THE STAR WARS SAGA I have a bad feeling about this....blog!

THE PITIFUL LITTLE BAND RAWKS WONDERCON! The Emperor may have felt safe from Luke Skywalker and his "pitiful little band" of rebels, but guests at WonderCon in San Francisco last night didn't stand a chance.
WE WON THE FREAKIN' LUCASFILM AWARD!

NO SIGNS OF IMPERIAL ACTIVITY, WE ARE CLEAR FOR HYPERSPACE! Mos Eisley may have been a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but I bet it at least had holo-net towers...