THE PITIFUL LITTLE BAND RAWKS WONDERCON! The Emperor may have felt safe from Luke Skywalker and his "pitiful little band" of rebels, but guests at WonderCon in San Francisco last night didn't stand a chance.
WE WON THE FREAKIN' LUCASFILM AWARD!

NO SIGNS OF IMPERIAL ACTIVITY, WE ARE CLEAR FOR HYPERSPACE! Mos Eisley may have been a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but I bet it at least had holo-net towers...

THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE Happy Valentine's Day? Yes, Master (2008 Version)
Each night before I go to bed, my Jedi... I leave my door unlocked for you, my Jedi....And tell the moons and the stars up above, "May the Force send to me the one I love."

THE REDEMPTION OF OBI-WAN KENOBI Patience may be useful to the villain, but it's a virtue of the Light Side... "Until the time is right"... But how long is long enough? Especially for a Man of his Word...

FIVE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT PALPATINE Join me in a short trip down the dark path.... I promise we won't stay long... only long enough to satisfy our evil curiosity...

THE WASTE OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER A long time ago, in a theater 869.2 miles away, I saw a movie.... I laughed, I cried, I kissed three bucks goodbye... my faith in good was renewed... But what happened to my villain?

WHAT I LEARNED FROM A SMALL TOWN CON The most important thing I learned? The sound of a lightsaber is recognizable ANYWHERE! Even a rainy parking lot...

SPECIAL REPORT! SCANDAL AMONG THE JEDI MASTERS! Holonet News reported today that Jedi Master Mara Jade Skywalker abandoned her husband Luke to marry on older, wiser Jedi.

A Still Moment in a Galaxy Far, Far Away The fork in the road. The path that splits in opposite directions. The turning point. How many of these choices did young Luke Skywalker face in the span of only three years?

FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE.... I thought we settled this the last time I was at Skywalker Ranch, George, which was... well....never... and we've never met... But that's not the point...