I Am NOT an Old Fossil!

YOU CAN LEAD A GUNDARK TO WATER, BUT NOT ON TATOOINE

Granny-Wan — May 04, 2008 11:35 PM

"I'll have an Eyeblaster," the Princess said. "Atomized, not fizzled!"

STORMTROOOPERS, CLONES AND JEDI, OH MY!

Granny-Wan — Apr 28, 2008 05:53 PM

Imperials, ... bounty hunters... an Old Wizard, and the Dark Lord of the Sith himself help fight an evil that can befall anyone...

A POOLSIDE JEDI or LIVING IN THE MOMENT

Granny-Wan — Apr 13, 2008 10:45 PM

But do cats chase birds in the backyards of Bakura? Do palm trees rustle in the breeze on Dantooine? Does cut grass skitter across the clear water of the Silver Sea? Did an idiot with a salt-water fish tank kill all the trees on Coruscant?

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This!

Granny-Wan — Apr 05, 2008 05:32 PM

Yes, the rumors are true, it's my birthday... I am officially as old as Yoda and not in half as good a condition... and it's Toxic Waste Day...

MY NAME IS GRANNY-WAN, AND I AM A JEDI JUNKIE

Granny-Wan — Mar 25, 2008 12:14 AM

Don't worry, you will all have Granny-Wan to kick you around for another year... To nag you mercilessly... make snide and snarky remarks about clones... To spread some Obi-Wan Kenobi love all over the place... But let's talk costumes....

THE THIN LINE BEFORE THE DARK SIDE

Granny-Wan — Mar 19, 2008 10:50 PM

There's a line between the good side and the Dark Side of the Force, but is it always clear? Does every Jedi know where the line is? Does every Jedi have a moment when he finds himself on the verge of crossing over?

THE LURE OF JEDIISM - CAN THAT REALLY BE A WORD?

Granny-Wan — Mar 13, 2008 09:38 PM

Inspired by The Stooge....and Luminous Beings... and the light in Obi-Wan Kenobi's eyes at the moment he decided to sacrifice himself.

TEN INCOMPLETE LINES IN THE STAR WARS SAGA

Granny-Wan — Mar 01, 2008 02:24 PM

I have a bad feeling about this....blog!

THE PITIFUL LITTLE BAND RAWKS WONDERCON!

Granny-Wan — Feb 24, 2008 09:55 PM

The Emperor may have felt safe from Luke Skywalker and his "pitiful little band" of rebels, but guests at WonderCon in San Francisco last night didn't stand a chance.
WE WON THE FREAKIN' LUCASFILM AWARD!

NO SIGNS OF IMPERIAL ACTIVITY, WE ARE CLEAR FOR HYPERSPACE!

Granny-Wan — Feb 18, 2008 01:51 PM

Mos Eisley may have been a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but I bet it at least had holo-net towers...

THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE

Granny-Wan — Feb 13, 2008 10:20 PM

Happy Valentine's Day? Yes, Master (2008 Version)
Each night before I go to bed, my Jedi... I leave my door unlocked for you, my Jedi....And tell the moons and the stars up above, "May the Force send to me the one I love."

THE REDEMPTION OF OBI-WAN KENOBI

Granny-Wan — Feb 10, 2008 01:42 PM

Patience may be useful to the villain, but it's a virtue of the Light Side... "Until the time is right"... But how long is long enough? Especially for a Man of his Word...

FIVE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT PALPATINE

Granny-Wan — Feb 08, 2008 09:08 PM

Join me in a short trip down the dark path.... I promise we won't stay long... only long enough to satisfy our evil curiosity...

THE WASTE OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Granny-Wan — Feb 06, 2008 09:23 PM

A long time ago, in a theater 869.2 miles away, I saw a movie.... I laughed, I cried, I kissed three bucks goodbye... my faith in good was renewed... But what happened to my villain?

WHAT I LEARNED FROM A SMALL TOWN CON

Granny-Wan — Feb 04, 2008 08:16 PM

The most important thing I learned? The sound of a lightsaber is recognizable ANYWHERE! Even a rainy parking lot...

SPECIAL REPORT! SCANDAL AMONG THE JEDI MASTERS!

Granny-Wan — Feb 02, 2008 10:58 PM

Holonet News reported today that Jedi Master Mara Jade Skywalker abandoned her husband Luke to marry on older, wiser Jedi.

A Still Moment in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Granny-Wan — Jan 21, 2008 07:26 AM

The fork in the road. The path that splits in opposite directions. The turning point. How many of these choices did young Luke Skywalker face in the span of only three years?

FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE....

Granny-Wan — Jan 05, 2008 10:27 PM

I thought we settled this the last time I was at Skywalker Ranch, George, which was... well....never... and we've never met... But that's not the point...

THE BEST AND WORST OF 2007

Granny-Wan — Dec 30, 2007 01:55 PM

Everyone's doing it, why not me? Highs and lows come around every year, this year just had more than it's fair share of HIGHS! Thanks to Star Wars...

BALANCED FORCE DAY? BFD! (DAY FIVE)

Granny-Wan — Dec 20, 2007 11:13 PM

It's a BFD extravaganza! It's a Wonderful Blog... Anakin sends presents home, dinner at the Jedi Temple.... A Jedi sings her heart out for BFD...