Hayden/Anakin is not my favorite actor or character in the SW saga (many of you are aware of that by now...) as my heart lies elsewhere. *coughHancough* Hayden is, however, eye candy for a great many of our fans.

So, for my LILWA girls (you know who you are!) and anyone else who thinks Hayden (or Anakin) is the ultimate, I have a little diddy just for you!

I started working on this (literally) months ago, but just never finished it... until today!

This parody is to Toni Basil's "Hey Mickey", a great 80's tune that's had some major longevity, having been featured in the film, "Bring It On"!

However, in case any of you are unfamiliar with the original, as always, here it is!!

So, on with it already, right?

HEY HAYDEN!

Chorus:

Oh Hayden, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Hayden, Hey Hayden
Oh Hayden, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Hayden...

Hey Hayden
As whiney Anakin you got on my last nerve,
But as you've grown up right, you must think that I'm a perv
Why can't you be right here? So you can take me home, Hayden

Cause when you bite your lip it does so much to me
I watch ROTS, it just fills me with glee
When you become Sith, it tears out my heart, Hayden

Refrain 1:

Oh Hayden, what a pity you don't understand
You make me wanna cry with that six-pack and those hands
Oh Hayden, you're so hunky, can't you understand
You're just so fine, Hayden
Ooh, what you do Hayden, do Hayden
Don't break my heart Hayden

Oh Hayden
Now when I rip off all my .... you're .... never gonna know
Every time you move, I'm up and ready to go
You know that you are hot, so don't say no, Hayden

So please, Hayden, give me something, anything you can
Anything you want to do, oh, you'll do it like a man
Oh please, Hayden, please... I'm makin' all these plans, Hayden

Refrain 1:

Oh Hayden, what a pity you don't understand
You make me wanna cry with that six-pack and those hands
Oh Hayden, you're so hunky, can't you understand
You're just so fine, Hayden
Ooh, what you do Hayden, do Hayden
Don't break my heart Hayden

Chorus
Refrain 1 - 3X