Darth Vader would like to clarify a statement he made in Episode III with the following memo. (Note: Link contains some profanity.)

... Nevertheless, Universe, I am temporarily putting aside my hatred for all things bureaucratic and procedural to file this formal written complaint. You may recall that after Emperor Palpatine informed me of my wife Padme's death (at my own hand), I issued a strong verbal admonition to which you did not respond. I even made a bunch of [stuff] vibrate and blow up, and still you did nothing. Therefore, Universe, as a last recourse, I will put these sentiments in writing:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please observe the extended use of the letter "o," which denotes the length of the shout, and the excessive use of the exclamation point, which signifies the shout's awesome volume and power. I should also remind you that I held my arms out like Celine Dion when I produced the cry, lending a visual flair that I think adequately conveyed my pain and anguish.

Damn. Now every time I see that scene I'm going to picture Celine Dion inside that suit.