Hello bloggers, this is my first blog so it's probably not the best and if I've made mistakes, sorry. Ok, to clear up questions I will not ever attempt to be as good as Stooge. Anyway, here goes.

Yoda is sitting in his meditation room when suddenly a hologram flickers on in his room. He immediately opens his eyes.
The hologram is of Count Dooku standing near several droids.
"Dooku," Yoda grunts.
Dooku smiles, "Master Yoda, you most certainly are weaker than I, to prove such facts I challenge you to an ultimate showdown at my place...and afterwards we will have some coffee."
Yoda keeps a straight face and says, "Accept your challenge I do, and accept much coffee will I."
"You will come alone," Dooku says sinisterily.

Yoda flies to Geonosis and lands. He slowly walks to Dooku's cave. When he enters he sees a droideka hung from the roof with holes in it.
Dooku walks in from a door, "Master Yoda, you have made it." Yoda notices that the room from which Dooku came has flower wallpaper.
Dooku grins, "Now that you've made it I wish to...
CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCEOFF!

Yoda falls to the ground and grasps his chest! Through deep breathing he groans, "Dooku, surely the most evil of all Sith you are!"
Dooku laughs and throws off his cape. Suddenly a switch flips and the droideka disco ball is activated. Dooku slides gracefully onto a disco floor and starts grooving like you never thought an old man can. Yoda looks up in shock.
Dooku jumps up and does the splits. Then Yoda hops up and starts to groove too, "Danced well you have Dooku, but much to learn you do." Yoda starts flipping and jumping, and so does Dooku.
After a ferocious dance Dooku sinks to the ground and Yoda does a backbend, POP!!!!.
After catching their breath Yoda says to Dooku, "To the chiropractor take me you can?"


Anyway, that was it, I just had to write this so I hope you like it and if not, I won't write jokes again, or make that I won't write them often. Please, no profanity in my blogs. Thanks.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!