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MasterMonkey13
date posted: May 27, 2006 7:11 PM  |  updated: Aug 24, 2006 10:46 AM
My first blog, very funny 'tis
Hello bloggers, this is my first blog so it's probably not the best and if I've made mistakes, sorry. Ok, to clear up questions I will not ever attempt to be as good as Stooge. Anyway, here goes.

Yoda is sitting in his meditation room when suddenly a hologram flickers on in his room. He immediately opens his eyes.
The hologram is of Count Dooku standing near several droids.
"Dooku," Yoda grunts.
Dooku smiles, "Master Yoda, you most certainly are weaker than I, to prove such facts I challenge you to an ultimate showdown at my place...and afterwards we will have some coffee."
Yoda keeps a straight face and says, "Accept your challenge I do, and accept much coffee will I."
"You will come alone," Dooku says sinisterily.

Yoda flies to Geonosis and lands. He slowly walks to Dooku's cave. When he enters he sees a droideka hung from the roof with holes in it.
Dooku walks in from a door, "Master Yoda, you have made it." Yoda notices that the room from which Dooku came has flower wallpaper.
Dooku grins, "Now that you've made it I wish to...
CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCEOFF!

Yoda falls to the ground and grasps his chest! Through deep breathing he groans, "Dooku, surely the most evil of all Sith you are!"
Dooku laughs and throws off his cape. Suddenly a switch flips and the droideka disco ball is activated. Dooku slides gracefully onto a disco floor and starts grooving like you never thought an old man can. Yoda looks up in shock.
Dooku jumps up and does the splits. Then Yoda hops up and starts to groove too, "Danced well you have Dooku, but much to learn you do." Yoda starts flipping and jumping, and so does Dooku.
After a ferocious dance Dooku sinks to the ground and Yoda does a backbend, POP!!!!.
After catching their breath Yoda says to Dooku, "To the chiropractor take me you can?"


Anyway, that was it, I just had to write this so I hope you like it and if not, I won't write jokes again, or make that I won't write them often. Please, no profanity in my blogs. Thanks.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

  Jadakin
Hyperspace
date Posted: May 27, 2006 7:47 PM
I see that this is your first blog. I liked it, it's not that funny, but some parts are funny such as what Yoda says in the end. Anyways welcome to the blogs. I wrote a few blogs before http://www.starwars.com/TheJediOrder .
  Jadakin
Hyperspace
date Posted: May 27, 2006 7:48 PM
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 27, 2006 7:56 PM
Thanks Jadakin, I knew it wasn't going to be really funny but I just had to write it.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!
  Captain Peabody
date Posted: May 27, 2006 8:19 PM
Not that bad for your first blog. Looking forward to seeing more from you.:D
  21212121212
"So be it.......21212121212"
date Posted: May 27, 2006 8:28 PM
*humming*

Oh, yeah!

*clears throat*

Welcome to a Whole New Galaxy of Star Wars!
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 27, 2006 8:49 PM
That was cute! :)

Welcome!
  Marvolo7
Marvolo's Misanthropic Musings
date Posted: May 27, 2006 10:33 PM
At least it wasn't a lim'rick....

I mean, er, welcome to the blogs!
  Peter Fett-Secura
date Posted: May 28, 2006 4:59 AM
Hey, I didn't think it was that bad!
Welcome to the blogs, I'm pretty new also.
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 28, 2006 7:36 AM
Thanks to all who responded.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!
  Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: May 28, 2006 9:16 AM
Cute, and welcome!
  dooku'sbeard
DarthMonkey
date Posted: May 28, 2006 10:28 AM
That was pretty funny...so we're both new.....something in common.:D
  jedimaster6270
date Posted: May 28, 2006 8:21 PM
That was a good joke...And welcome to the starwars blogs!
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 29, 2006 10:51 AM
Thanks everyone!

May the Force be with us all! God bless!
  Poltin
Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
date Posted: Sep 23, 2006 1:08 PM
:^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O

Seriously, that was funny. Why don't you write any more joke blogs? That was pretty hillarious!



GOD BLESS

PS Please put me on your blog roll. My blogs aren't too popular. ;)
  Poltin
Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
date Posted: Sep 26, 2006 4:11 PM
You're great MASTERMONKEY! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
  rcajr2
date Posted: Dec 13, 2007 8:58 PM
hey that was pretty funny go to my site it is about starwars the site is www.freewebs.com/nra11
  rcajr2
date Posted: Dec 13, 2007 9:00 PM
come to my site at www,frewbs.com/nra11 it is awsome from darthcool ps; it is about starwars
  Jaina22162
date Posted: Jan 02, 2008 9:41 AM
Not bad for your first blog
  Qui-Gon Reborn
The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Jun 24, 2008 9:46 PM
MM, I just love your blog. Its creativity is astounding!!! Someday I hope to be as good as you.
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Sep 27, 2008 5:46 PM
Hey, front page!
  Qui-Gon Reborn
The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Sep 28, 2008 1:01 AM
Hey, front page!

Gee, I wonder how that happened! ;)

Someday I hope to be as good as you.

Wow, I wrote that five months ago. So much has happened since then. I'd to think I've become as good as you, but, hey, I don't really know how you gauge that. You're certainly a top blogger in my book, ner vod! :D

MTFBWY!
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Sep 28, 2008 7:26 AM
So much has happened since then. I'd to think I've become as good as you, but, hey, I don't really know how you gauge that. You're certainly a top blogger in my book, ner vod!

Personally I think the student has surpassed the master. ;) You're probably one of the most consistent bloggers here. I hope you stick around here for a long time and it's been great reading your blogs.

Gee, I wonder how that happened

I guess we'll never know. :^O
  Qui-Gon Reborn
The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Sep 28, 2008 8:53 PM
Personally I think the student has surpassed the master.

Thank you! I try. :^O But, I promise, I won't strike you down with my lightsaber if I ever see you to prove that I am the master. ;)

I hope you stick around here for a long time and it's been great reading your blogs.

And it's really been great knowing such a person like you. I'll be around here for the rest of my life, if I can.

I guess we'll never know.

One of those great mysteries of the Force. ;
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Oct 06, 2008 12:31 PM
But, I promise, I won't strike you down with my lightsaber if I ever see you to prove that I am the master.

That would be quite some battle!

One of those great mysteries of the Force

Indeed! Someone must be messing with the time/space continuum!
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