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MasterMonkey13
date posted: May 05, 2008 1:09 PM  |  updated: May 05, 2008 1:17 PM
Groceriophobia...fear of the grocery store
Did I lure you in with a very odd title? Well, it's not just to make you click on this blog; it's true.

Of course, as much as I dislike shopping for groceries even now, I hated it when I was nine or ten. Why? Why would the grocery store haunt me with fear, why did I want to stay away, why would I walk through with my eyes half closed?!.................................................Two simple words. Bat Boy.

Do you remember? Half boy-half bat? That face scared me half to death! It was on the front page of those stupid fake news magazines like the Weekly World News. Worst of all, as a ten year old, I actually believed that he was real. I also believed that Elvis was found in a life-preserver in the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah. Anyway, back to the topic. I would never even dare to look at the magazine racks as we passed by, but I could never resist.

It'd been a while since I'd even thought about him. Heck, it's been 6 years since I've even seen a picture. It was brought back to my mind as I was looking at a Batman figure lying around the house. I started wondering about why Robin wasn't called Batboy. Gasp!

So, last Friday I decided to write this blog about my old fear, my old nemesis, the face that scared me to death! Well, I figured, Wikipedia has an article about everything, and sure enough, there he was. As the page loaded I turned my face away. Slowly I looked at the screen...heh-heh. You know, I really wasn't that afraid. After I read the article I felt like laughing. So that's what I was afraid of...

Then, over the next hour I started feeling the urge to look in little corners. As I was mowing the front lawn I checked behind me to assure that there were no Mini Coopers driving down the old road. After all, if he endorsed Al Gore, he must be evil. :p (Sorry about the political joke, but I couldn't pass it up.)

May the Force be with us all! God bless! By the way, don't forget to check out the updated Weekly Award Blog!

Even now as I write this blog there are questions...Wait, what's that?! Oh no! Gah! *choke* *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOO....!

Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 05, 2008 4:54 PM
Bat Boy is nuts! :^O And you better watch it, I hear he has a penchant for monkeys..... ]:)

After all, if he endorsed Al Gore, he must be evil.

He endorsed Al Gore!? Perhaps that's why the Presidency was stolen from him...... :p

Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 05, 2008 6:28 PM
:^O :^O I don't think I ever saw that! Weird!

It's funny how much impact pictures can have on kids. I remember when a Jesus movie was playing on TV (no idea which version), and there was a picture on the cover of the TV guide of the actor in costume. I thought that someone had actually found out what Jesus looked like! :^O
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