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MasterMonkey13
date posted: Sep 28, 2008 10:30 AM
The Fate of Jar-Jar Binks
Warning: For those of you who would prefer to hold on to your belief that Jar-Jar was killed by a Death Star blast, drowned on Kamino after setting up Order 66, or was beheaded by a Jedi, do not read. Well, I'd actually prefer you read because I have proof! Solid evidence of the fate of Jar-Jar Binks. Plus, there may be very minor spoilers for TFU, but so minor that I really didn't know if I should even write this warning.

It's great to know things. It's great to know that I know what happened to Jar-Jar. Now do I really want to tell you what I know? I mean, I hold the greatest revelation in Star Wars history since 1980 when we discovered Vader was Luke's father. Yes, yes I will tell you.

Ready? Here we go. First, I'd like to say that I have not completed The Force Unleashed. I have been busy beyond all reason. So, when I tell you what level I discovered this revalation on I may not be totally clear on describing the level accurately.

Next, I must tell you that I have the Wii version. I did not make this astounding discovery on the Wii. Rather, I found it while playing a level on my friend's Xbox 360. I such case, I'm not sure if you can see what remains of Jar-Jar on the Wii.

Okay, I believe the level is the second one on Kashyyyk. You know, when you end that level it cuts to a video of the Apprentice talking to Leia Organa (Just so you know, that was the spoiler. See, I told you it was minor). Okay, so right before that video you must go through a door to get to Leia. Correct? I think so. In the middle of the circular room in which the door is in, there is a Wookiee in a cage. Are you following me? The Wookiee in the cage is in the middle of the circular room. Now, on the edge of the circle all around the room there are trophies. Not shiny golden trophies, but animal trophies. Heads of rare beasts like the acklay, for example. Now, follow my mind as we go to the door. On the wall just to the left of the door there is a chunk of carbonite. Ready? READY?! *drum roll* Frozen, in the carbonite.....is Jar-Jar Binks!

*crowd gasps in awe* Yes my friends! It is true! On the wall frozen in carbonite is a Gungan. Now, I know what you're saying, "How do you know this Gungan is Jar-Jar?" Valid question. There is no way I can tell you so that you will believe, but you must see for yourself. When you see the tongue, the frightened face, and the crazy gestures, you know.....

So, a great mystery is solved.

*boring voice* (Of course I may be completely wrong. If you have undeniable evidence that this Gungan is not Jar-Jar please tell me. However, I'm sure that the evidence shows that there is a 99% chance that this Gungan in carbonite is indeed Jar-Jar Binks. *boring voice*

Now how's that for a shock? Perhaps the Gungan at the end of Episode VI is Jar-Jar after he got free? But one thing is for sure, between Episodes III and IV he was frozen. I sure got a laugh out of seeing him on the wall!

May the Force be with us all! God bless!