One evening at the tall skyscraper building in which Senator Amidala is residing, a lone astromech droid, R2-D2, wanders around. He has lost track of his talkative companion, C-3PO. The senator approaches the droid and tells him not to worry, she says the worst that could have happened to 3PO is him falling off the building.

In the deeper industrial area a plane lands in a abandoned manufacturing building. Out of it steps the Separatist leader, Count Dooku. A figure in a cape approches him and Dooku declares that the Clone Wars have begun.

Sidious steps into the shadows as Dooku leaves and follows a glimer of gold deeper into the darkness. Sidious enters a room and a voice says, "Well, done my Sith apprentice, be rid of Dooku as soon as possible, and try to stop your habit of making new apprentices. There can be but two Sith, and there are three now."

3 years later.......

Dooku has died and Sidious has taken Anakin as his apprentice. Sidious orders Anakin to the Mustafar system. Obi-Wan and Amidala, and 3PO go also. As Anakin and Obi-Wan fight a small ship is seen taking off.

Back at Sidious' room yoda enters. He and Yoda begin in a super fight. Suddenly, 3PO enters the room and kills Yoda! Then 3PO turns to Sidious, "Young apprentice, you must die so that I will become the ultimate Sith ruler." Then 3PO kills Sidious and becomes Emperor.

That is why in Episode V the Emperor's eyes are bright yellow. That is also why the Emperor has no emotion, he is a droid. That is why when 3PO, the Emperor, dies, an explosion follows his fall. And of course, in Episode VI, why skin is seen is because he is wearing an outfit. The outfit was too big and that's why there are wrinkles in it. And what about the 3PO with R2-D2 in the OT? That droid was really TC-14.

The ultimate bloodthirsty Sith was...... C-3PO!!!!

Of course none of this is remotely true.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!