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MasterMonkey13
date posted: Jun 29, 2006 5:46 PM  |  updated: Jul 02, 2006 1:40 PM
The Madness of Greedo
Hello my fellow bloggers, today we mourn the passing of our dear blogger, maceyodaobiwonanakin.

Today I come to y'all bloggers with a joke titled, The Madness of Greedo. Bwah ha ha!!!!!!

Here goes,
It is quiet in the Tatooine cantina until suddenly...... an odd bounty hunter named Greedo burst through the door and demands, "Give me all your llamas!" Everyone looks at his gun and say, "Okay take the llamas, but we'll never give you our eyebrows!"

One man has no llamas, Greedo demands, "Give me your glasses!!!!!" The man begs, "No, I can't see without my glasses!" But Greedo snatches them from him and the man stumbles away into bantha poo.

But a man named Ben Kenobi has no llamas or glasses. Greedo says, "Then die!!!!!" But instead Kenobi offers him, the Force.

Greedo takes the offering of a blue Force and goes to visit Jabba the Hutt.

Greedo approaches Jabba and says, "Hi, Jabba the Butt." Jabba shouts, "It's Hutt!!!!!!!!!!" Greedo says, "Jabba coughthebuttcough, I have retrieved the llamas to feed that laughing thing that lives on you."

Jabba says, "Thank you guy with a freakishly small mouth and huge eyes." Greedo however uses the Force Persaude and tells Jabba, "Go jump off the top of this place." Then Jabba rolls to the top of his palace and flops off the cliff.

A man in the valley watches in awe as a brown blob falls from the sky and lands in his village, he shouts, "It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then Jabba poots and the village blows up.

Greedo looks down at the explosion and says, "Goodbye, Jabba the Butt!" Then a voice shouts up from the valley, "It's Hutt!!!! Then Greedo runs away.

I hope y'all loved it, I might write Part 2, I might not.

May the Force be with us all! God bless

  YoshiYoda
"No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date Posted: Jun 29, 2006 5:53 PM
Funny stuff, MM13!
  chorche X
Clone commander Cody(CCC), ccc stands for Clone Commander Chorch_X "Yes, sir. Am right on schedule!"
date Posted: Jun 29, 2006 6:04 PM
Good one MasteMonkey13... I enjoyed the moment!!
God bless.
  clone1camander1vincent
Vinnys army of Republic blogs
date Posted: Jun 29, 2006 6:06 PM
maceyodaobiwonanakin.
He did not die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just wants a fresh start he has tried this b4
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Jun 30, 2006 11:00 AM
What the hell did I just read!?
Qui-Gon Reborn
The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Aug 22, 2008 11:10 PM
Good "stuff," MM!
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