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MasterMonkey13

by: usetheforce19

date posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:20 AM

Random thoughts on random stuff. Star Wars stuff, of course. Ha-ha-hoo!

Hello, hello, hello.

What if.......During the Final Fight on Naboo Darth Maul accidentally cut himself. I mean, with two blades your bound to hit yourself sometime.

Why.......Does Luke land his X-wing so near to where Yoda was on Dagobah. I mean, planets are big. And the same coukld be said as why did Padme land at the landing pad nearest Anakin on Mustafar?

Why..........Is Anakin the only human who could pod-race. It's apparent that aliens can. Are humans inferior to them?

Since when......Do characters in star Wars wear hats? Watto, of all people, wears a hat.

Would it have been better if..........Qui-Gon had never gone to Tatooine and brought along Anakin?

How....Did Gungans build a city with air-pockets underwater?

Why...does Luke never use his lighhtsaber in Episode IV. Surely he could have cut down several lousy Stormtroopers with it.

Why......did Sidious change the Clone trooper's armor. It looked better than pure white.

And finally, a question with an answer, did Mace die? Yes, because he was unconscious as he fell. But he will live on in our hearts, forever.

Oh, one more, What if....A Jedi has to use the bathroom during a fight. I mean, I couldn't fight well if i had to go. Especially if I had to take a dump.

Anyone know some answers, or just plain comments?

May the Force be with us all! God bless! (I'll probably take a break from writing blogs for a while)

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	miniforcex The Star Wars Fan Wears Pink
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:23 AM Add this one: What.... is hoi-broth, exactly? Or this one: Why... did Han say "Plug it in." Doesn't he know that's a commercial and it's copyrighted? Hmmm....

	miniforcex The Star Wars Fan Wears Pink
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:26 AM A Jedi has to use the bathroom during a fight He goes in his pants. Urine trouble!

	clone1camander1vincent Vinnys army of Republic blogs
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:36 AM Oh, one more, What if....A Jedi has to use the bathroom during a fight. I mean, I couldn't fight well if i had to go. Especially if I had to take a dump I wrote a whole blog about that.....you should check it out. Bathroom on the Battlefield

	Darth OCD
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:40 AM Why..........Is Anakin the only human who could pod-race. It's apparent that aliens can. Are humans inferior to them? Its not that humans are inferior to aliens (although some are) but its because pods where small so you had to be small to race something small and Anakin was a pip-squeek thats why he was the only human to race pods.

	Wampa_Jedi Jedi Wampa's Playhouse
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:00 AM On the Dagobah landing thing, I seem to recall that it was quite a hike to get to Yoda's place from Luke's camp. Yoda was there because he was expecting Luke...

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles

date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:45 AM

Here we go... If I put the questions I'll use up the space very quickly, so you will have to keep referring back to them, sorry.

I'm sure maul did cut himself now and then - that's why he's such a grumpy pants.
See wampa answer above - it's right!
And see OCD's answer about Anakin (gosh, I'm lazy this morning)
If I lived on Tatt, I would wear a hat. Make that two hats.
Man, that would be a short saga.
Very carefully.
I think he needed a bit more training (or a helmet with the blast shield down)
Pure white was probably cheaper (it's not cheap being a dictator)
No, I'm sure some author somewhere will dig him up.
Use the force, or some Jedi-issue Depends.

Cheerio!

bluejedi32
The Force Is All Around Us

date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:05 AM

And finally, a question with an answer, did Mace die? Yes, because he was unconscious as he fell. But he will live on in our hearts, forever.

If I recall correctly Mace was screaming on his way out the window. If he was unconscious then that would not have been possible. I will have to watch that scene again it see if he did scream or not.

MACE WINDU LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 2:20 PM If I recall correctly Mace was screaming on his way out the window. If he was unconscious then that would not have been possible. I will have to watch that scene again it see if he did scream or not. He screamed but then said, "Ugh." And that's when he went unconsious. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	viagoangel2 Were Anakin and Padme' really one?
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:17 PM LMAOROF!!! Hang on ...... OK, I'm OK that was too funny. The whole BATHROOM THING...chuckles.... Did they have bathrooms? Never seen one in SW or heard anyone express that they had to use the facilities.... Hey! I have never seen anyone in SW wear GLASSES! Did they? Hmmm....maybe they all wore contact lenses

	Qui-Gon Reborn The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Aug 12, 2008 2:03 AM I mean, with two blades your bound to hit yourself sometime. Tell me about it. I've got Maul's double-bladed fx, and I hit myself all the time! Is Anakin the only human who could pod-race. It's apparent that aliens can. Are humans inferior to them? Aliens supposedly have faster reflexes.

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