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by: usetheforce19

date posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:14 PM | updated: Sep 18, 2006 2:40 PM

MM13's Joke-A-Whenever

Why was Jar-Jar banished from Otoh Gunga?
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Because, "Oh Jar-Jar, you make big dodo this time!" "Ew! Icky, ikcy poo!"

What was Yoda famous for on Dagobah?
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Yodaling

What was the name of Qui-Gon's dog?
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Dog-gone Jinn

How do the inhabitants of Manaan say that a person has died?
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"He's pushing up kolto."

And last, What did Sidious shout as he threw Windu out the window?
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"Out the windu with you!"

Well, there they are, yes I know that the last one is corny.

And, before I leave, a special congrats to adambombski for reaching 50 blogs! *cheers*

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

http://blogs.starwars.com/huo2459iuS/45

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	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:24 PM HAHAHAHA!!!! I didn't think the last one was corny! That was the best joke. The Yodaling was my 2nd favorite. Soooooo, we have to wait a century to listen to your jokes? Sayonara, & MTFBWY

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:31 PM we have to wait a century to listen to your jokes? I meant to say,"Soooooo, we have to wait another year to listen to your jokes?"

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:45 PM I meant to say,"Soooooo, we have to wait another year to listen to your jokes?" I really didn't think that they would be that good! I might write some more often. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	adambombski The New Imperial Times (On Break)
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:48 PM Thank you, Stooge! Your jokes are always the best.

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:49 PM I really didn't think that they would be that good! Well, it's easy to make me laugh.

	adambombski The New Imperial Times (On Break)
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 1:53 PM wait a minute, you're not Stooge! Good jokes. I think you're as almost as good as him! Thank you! I don't know why I put Stooge. I think I meant usetheforce19, but just to be on the safe side, don't read my first comment.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:11 PM Good jokes. I think you're as almost as good as him! Wow, I'm honored. Thanks! May the Force be with us all! God bless!

Pablo Wan

date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:12 PM

"Out the windu with you!"

Ha, ha, quite cool, a pity we'll have to wait a whole year for a second part.

Out the widu, THE WINDU!, be sure I'll smile everytime I remember it, just like now.
Though, i did not get the second one (Since english is a second language to me I don't get all those jokes...yet)

"Keep on yodaling" (Creedence playing)

Que la fuerza te acompa�e maese!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:43 PM "Out the windu with you!" That's a cracker - great gags!!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:12 PM What was Yoda famous for on Dagobah? ----------------------------- Yodaling And last, What did Sidious shout as he threw Windu out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Out the windu with you!" I loved those two. I think I made people stare at me funny here laughing.

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:48 PM And last, What did Sidious shout as he threw Windu out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Out the windu with you!" I think the last one is the best. Great jokes, all around. Looks like Stooge might have some competition.

	adambombski The New Imperial Times (On Break)
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 5:45 PM Hey, usetheforce19. Was gold5 talking about you or me when he said about there is much anger in you? Just a question.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 6:41 PM Hey, usetheforce19. Was gold5 talking about you or me when he said about there is much anger in you? Just a question. Not sure, the only one who knows the answer to that is gold5 himself. Looks like Stooge might have some competition. Not so sure about that, maybe after a couple months of practice. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (on break)
date Posted: Aug 22, 2006 8:02 PM Heh heh... yodaling.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:43 PM Thanks for the comments everyone! Glad y'all liked them! I might write some more in a while. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Aug 23, 2006 11:18 PM You have tickled my funny bone! MTFBWY

	Gotipe Gotipe's Empire
date Posted: Aug 24, 2006 10:06 AM Well, that with Windu was good. And, congrats adambombski!

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