Why did Princess Amidala tape Sio Bibble's mouth shut?
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Because he kept bibbling on and on and on!


We all know that Sidious is hidious but is Vader a 'tater?
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Sure, slap a little brown on him in Episode VI and enjoy!


What did Wedge Antillies fear as a child?
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Wedgies!


Where did Bib Fortuna get a job after Jabba got blown to pieces?
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He became a fortuna teller!


How did Uncle Owen make a living before becoming a farmer?
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He sold sausages!


And finally..............What company did Leia hire to do her hair in Episode IV?
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Little Debbie!

Well, I hope that you enjoyed those, I might post some more jokes some other time. And by the way, for those of you who don't know, Little Debbie sells Honeybuns which is what Leia's hair is styled after.

No profanity

May the Force be with us all! God bless!