Time for some brand spankin' new jokes!

What is a teenage girl's favorite Sith Master?
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Darth Maul (sorry if someone already did this one)


Why did Anakin sniff Jar-Jar?
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To see if he was full of cookies, but he wasn't, he was full of poodoo


What is Dooku's other job?
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He's an accountant


Why did Sidious stop eating bean burritos?
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They made his lightning come out the wrong end


Why did Uncle Owen hang live Jawas around his house
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For Christmas lights, of course


And, how did the Tuskan Raiders tease Luke?
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"You stink like poodoo, in fact, comparing you to poodoo is an insult to poodoo!" (This is also a good way to tease your friends )


May the Force be with us all! God bless! (no profanity)