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by: usetheforce19

date posted: Oct 23, 2006 5:24 AM | updated: Oct 23, 2006 5:24 AM

MM13's Joke-A-Whenever

Time for some brand spankin' new jokes!

What is a teenage girl's favorite Sith Master?
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Darth Maul (sorry if someone already did this one)

Why did Anakin sniff Jar-Jar?
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To see if he was full of cookies, but he wasn't, he was full of poodoo

What is Dooku's other job?
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He's an accountant

Why did Sidious stop eating bean burritos?
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They made his lightning come out the wrong end

Why did Uncle Owen hang live Jawas around his house
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For Christmas lights, of course

And, how did the Tuskan Raiders tease Luke?
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"You stink like poodoo, in fact, comparing you to poodoo is an insult to poodoo!" (This is also a good way to tease your friends

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May the Force be with us all! God bless! (no profanity)

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	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 6:03 AM My favorite? The Dooku joke. . .must be because my hubby is an accountant, and just about anything referring to bean counters catches my fancy! MTFBWY

	Lord Harald The Council of Evil
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 7:29 AM The Dooku joke was the best one. (no profanity) Must...resist...the dark side... Ps. Darth Maul wasn't a master. If I'm not mistaken.

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 7:39 AM Heh heh. Better than that other guy who does jokes.

	jedi_iain From A Certain Point Of View
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 9:50 AM Why did Sidious stop eating bean burritos? ----------------------------------------------- They made his lightning come out the wrong end It also caused "thunder" Great jokes

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 11:07 AM It also caused "thunder" May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 2:06 PM Those were pretty good jokes, except for the Jar Jar one. That one I don't get. Sayonara, & MTFBWY

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (on break)
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 2:19 PM Ha! Reminds me a Zero Mostel line from The Producers: "You're an accountant -- you're part of a noble profession. The word 'count' is in your title!" Better than that other guy who does jokes. This is true.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 2:57 PM except for the Jar Jar one. That one I don't get. He thought that he was a jar of cookies, Jar-Jar = jar. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Oct 23, 2006 7:19 PM OHHHHHHHHH!!!

	Poltin Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
date Posted: Oct 24, 2006 2:28 PM NICE JOKES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome jokes!!!! Wicked!!! Those were HILLARIOUS! Really good! I loved the one about Sidious and the burritos! Good job!

	Poltin Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
date Posted: Oct 24, 2006 2:29 PM Oops! The first one didn't show up so I commented twice. Delete one of them.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Oct 24, 2006 5:46 PM Thanks everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May the Force be with @us all! God bless!

	tornadoalleyjedi Musings of a Lioness (and her annoying Gungan sidekick)
date Posted: Jun 12, 2007 11:23 PM No Mexican beans in the Empire!

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