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MasterMonkey13
date posted: Nov 14, 2006 2:12 PM
MM13's Joke-A-Whenever
Ahhh, more jokes.

Why wouldn't Vader remove his mask?
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He didn't want anyone to see his bald spot, especially not his new love, Sy Snootles


What was the name of the Obi-Wan barbie that was made?
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Obi-Swan in Swan Lake


Why does everyone hate the Geonosians
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Just listen to their name, Geonosyian


Why did Vader and the communication transmitter break up?
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There was too much static between them

And, from my mom...
What do you get when you cross a Wookie with a smurf?
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A blue Ewok


And this final one, from my brother....
Why did Palpatine blow up when he fell down the shaft?
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Because his gas tank was full

No profanity please.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

Note : I apologize if I used one that has already been written. :D