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MasterMonkey13

by: usetheforce19

date posted: Nov 14, 2006 2:12 PM

MM13's Joke-A-Whenever

Ahhh, more jokes.

Why wouldn't Vader remove his mask?
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He didn't want anyone to see his bald spot, especially not his new love, Sy Snootles

What was the name of the Obi-Wan barbie that was made?
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Obi-Swan in Swan Lake

Why does everyone hate the Geonosians
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Just listen to their name, Geonosyian

Why did Vader and the communication transmitter break up?
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There was too much static between them

And, from my mom...
What do you get when you cross a Wookie with a smurf?
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A blue Ewok

And this final one, from my brother....
Why did Palpatine blow up when he fell down the shaft?
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Because his gas tank was full

No profanity please.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

Note : I apologize if I used one that has already been written.

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	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 2:15 PM Thanks for the chuckles! Have a sunshine day. MTFBWY

	HANSOLO1028 Me and My Crazy Star Wars Life
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 3:03 PM dosen't starwars.com have a profanity filter

	HANSOLO1028 Me and My Crazy Star Wars Life
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 3:09 PM Your not bad your mom and brother no fence (did i spell that right )

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 4:10 PM dosen't starwars.com have a profanity filter Yeah, but it doesn't filter everything, and I just want to make sure. Have a sunshine day Same with you! May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	darth maul517 Darth Jedi Maul Secura
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 4:25 PM Those were really good. Geonosyian And yet they have no noses.

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 6:19 PM Those were a good laugh, after my first day of baseball practice, ever! My body hurtys real bad. Thanks for the laughs. Sayonara, & MTFBWY (-_-)

	cbern Omega Squad's 5th member
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 6:44 PM Funny! Thanks for the laughs God bless!

	jedivnsnator The Trash Compactor
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 6:58 PM Wow, these joke blogs are getting pretty popular! Maybe i should start one! (Stooge, with all these people movin' in on your territory, how you gonna' survive!?)

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (on break)
date Posted: Nov 14, 2006 8:00 PM Maybe I'll retire... Loved the nosey one, Monkey!

usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13

date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 10:38 AM

And yet they have no noses.

But who needs noses, right?

Those were a good laugh, after my first day of baseball practice, ever!

Have fun at baseball!

Funny! Thanks for the laughs

That's what I aim to do!

Wow, these joke blogs are getting pretty popular! Maybe i should start one!

If you do, I'll be there!

Maybe I'll retire...

*gasp* Never!

Loved the nosey one, Monkey!

Thanks!

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	Pablo Wan
date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 10:49 AM A blue Ewok

	Pablo Wan
date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 10:51 AM Sorry for the double posting: A blue Ewok Ha!, great. Good ones Mastermonkey!

adambombski
The New Imperial Times (On Break)

date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 4:17 PM

Good Blog. Well, I'll be back with a new blog entry shortly. I totally redid my blog as a "rebirth" theme I'm tieing in with my new entry. It's going to be big. It is pretty much a mesh of themes from my older blogs, plus more things that have been stuck in me for two months. Man, it's been a while so don't blame me if I get rusty. It should be done in a few days, so there you have it.

Need I Say More?

MTFBWY.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 6:22 PM It should be done in a few days, Lookin' forward to it! Good ones Mastermonkey! Thank ye! May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Nov 15, 2006 8:49 PM LOL! Thanks, MM13! Nice way to end my day!

Poltin
Jedi Poltin's Meditatations

date Posted: Nov 16, 2006 3:21 PM

NICE! Good job MM13!

I'm gonna get off topic a little. Just so I don't have to leave with no notice, I found that my fan club membership might be canceled after some confusion with having two memberships. I accidentaly entered the wrong address, so I sent an email asking to cancel that one so I can start over, but they never replied. I signed up again with the right address. When I got my bill, it had the wrong address, and I'm scared that when the other one comes, I wqon't have the money to pay it. (I think. I'm really confused. I might not even know what I'm talking about! I hope so.) Just in case I am right, bye!

May the Force be with you!!!
God bless!!!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Nov 16, 2006 5:03 PM Just in case I am right, bye! NOOOOOOO! I hope that you can stick around! May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	Poltin Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
date Posted: Nov 21, 2006 3:58 PM Actually, it's close to my birthday, and I'm gonna' be getting some money, so I might be able to pay for the second one too!! May the Force be with you!!! God bless, and Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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