This is just a little something that my brother and I thought up while we were thinking of ideas for our next home movie. This takes place after Old Ben rescues Luke from the Sand People.

Ben: ...before the dark times, before the Empire.
Luke: You know of the Empire?
Ben: (shouting) Of course I do!
Luke: What?!
Ben: Who doesn't know of the Empire?! What do you think I am?! Some old freaky hermit who's hidden out in these hills since the fall of the Republic and has been keeping an eye on you since you were born?!
(awkward silence)
Luke: Oh my goodness! You're a stalker!
Ben: Wait! No I'm not!
Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (cries) Uncle Owen! Help! Stalker!
Ben: (hushed) No, I'm not a stalker.
Luke: No! You're lying you, you, you, stalker!
Ben: Ummm, here...(he digs in his box and pulls out a lightsaber)...This is your father's lightsaber, he wanted you to have it when you were old enough.
Luke: Ooooooh, shiny.
Ben: Yes, it is quite, errrrrrr, shiny
Luke: Is my father still alive?
Ben: (shocked) Oh, well........
Luke: Is he?
Ben: Let's discuss this when you're older.
Luke: No! Tell me now!
Ben: Okay! Your dad is still alive.
Luike: Cool. What's his name?
Ben: (uncomfortably laughs) Well, uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Luke: Okay then, I gues I'll have to tell everyone that you're a stalker!
Ben: Noooooooooooooo! Okay, his name is Darth Vader.
Luke: What?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ben: Yeah.
(Luke hyperventilates)
Ben: Alright.....calm down.
(Luke faints)
(C3PO walks over to Luke and rubs his hands together)
3PO: Clear!
(He zaps Luke)
Luke: I'm alive!
3PO: Clear!
(He zaps Luke again)
Luke: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What was that for?! I'm alive!
3PO: Oops, sorry.
Luke: Read the script next time darn you!
(3PO pulls out a script)
3PO: Oh yes, of course Master, pardon me.
Luke: Okay.
3PO: Wait, it says here that R2 is supposed to fall of a cliff.
R2: Dwooooooo.
(So they all pick up R2 and shove him off a cliff)
THE END

Well, that was it.

May the Force be with us all! God bless! (5 days until Christmas!)